天才老婆经典妙语双语对照版

天才老婆经典妙语双语对照版

Classic quirks of a genius wife

我的老婆虽然既不漂亮也不温柔，但是有一个优点，那就是智力超群。她有着超常的判断力和逻辑思维能力，常作惊人之语，让我佩服得五体投地。生活虽然平淡，但她的妙语时不时能给我一点意想不到的惊喜，为了和大家分享我的惊喜，特地总结了一下她比较著名的言论，举出最让我佩服的十大例子：

Although my wife is neither beautiful nor gentle, she has one advantage, that is, her intelligence is superior. She has extraordinary judgment and logical thinking ability. She often makes amazing words, which makes me admire her. Although life is plain, her witticism can give me a little unexpected surprise from time to time. In order to share my surprise with you, I summarize her famous remarks and give ten examples that I admire most

1．有一段时间我打她呼机她总是不回电，问她，她说：我把呼机关了。为什么要把呼机关掉？公司常打我呼机叫我加班，我关了呼机，他们就呼不到我了。

1. There was a time when I called her pager and she didn't call back. She asked her and said, "I turned off the pager.". Why turn off the pager? The company often calls me to work overtime. If I turn off the pager, they won't be able to call me.

2．后来她买了一个手机，有一次她出门忘了带手机，从街上打公用电话给我：老公快帮我给小芳打个电话，告诉她到麦当劳门口等我。你自己为什么不打？我手机没带呀！

2. Later, she bought a mobile phone. Once she forgot to bring her mobile phone when she went out, she called me on the public phone from the street: my husband quickly called Xiaofang and told her to wait for me at the door of McDonald's. Why don't you fight yourself? I didn't bring my cell phone!

3．有一次看到地摊上卖莲蓬，老婆问：怎么卖？答：一块一个。这么贵啊，三块两个卖不卖？

3. Once I saw a lotus plant on a stall, my wife asked: how to sell it? A: one piece at a time. It's so expensive. Do you want two for three?

4．有一次我和她出门，两个人只带了一把家门钥匙，她要去菜场，让我先回家，把钥匙留给她。我问她：为什么要把钥匙留给你啊？她说：这样等会儿我回家，你就不用下来给我开门了。

4. Once when I went out with her, they only took one key. She wanted to go to the vegetable market, let me go home first and leave the key to her. I asked her: why leave the key to you? She said: so when I get home, you don't have to come down and open the door for me.

5．有一次听录音机，她一不小心按了录音按钮，我叫道：快停掉，你把带子上东西抹掉了！她不去按录音机却上来捂我的嘴，事后她解释道：只要我们不发声音，带子上的内容不就抹不掉了。

5. Once when listening to the tape recorder, she accidentally pressed the recording button, and I cried, "stop it, and you have erased the tape!"! She didn't press the recorder but came up to cover my mouth. Afterwards, she explained: as long as we don't make a sound, the content on the tape can't be erased.

6．看电视新闻看到一半，她说：快帮我按一下暂停，我要去洗手间！

6. Watching half of the TV news, she said: press the pause button for me, I want to go to the bathroom!

7．她说：唉，明天又停电，什么事也做不成，只好躺在床上看一天电视了。

7. She said: Alas, there will be a blackout tomorrow and nothing can be done. So she has to stay in bed and watch TV all day.

8．唱卡拉OK，她用电视机摇控器上的选台按钮来选歌曲，都按出电视新闻来了，她还不明白：为什么王菲的歌要配警察破案的画面？

8. Sing karaoke. She uses the radio selection button on the remote control of the TV to select songs. All of them press the TV news. She still doesn't understand: why does the song of Faye Wong match the picture of the police solving the crime?

9．两个人搬电脑，她说：这么重啊，你为什么搬之前不先删掉点东西？

9. When two people move computers, she says, "it's so heavy. Why don't you delete something before moving?"?

10．最后我把上面写的给她看，本以为她会不好意思笑的，不料她看了两遍，抬起头迷惑不解地问我：怎么了，我说错什么了吗？

10. At last, I showed her what I wrote. I thought she would be embarrassed to laugh. Unexpectedly, she looked up twice and asked me in bewilderment: what's wrong? Did I say something wrong?