这些沙雕文字不得不服 精辟的句子小本本记好

1.每次都说;滚！;你也不看地形上坡路我滚得上去？

1. Say it every time; get out! You don't see the terrain going uphill, can I roll up?

这些沙雕文字不得不服 

2.对着电脑唱忐忑，唱完后，死机了。

2. I was afraid to sing to the computer. After singing, I crashed.

3./*上帝看到这个世界上没有白痴，所以就创造了你。

3. / * God saw that there was no idiot in the world, so he created you.

4.______有时候，看一个很简单的字，看着看着，就不认识了。。。

4.______ Sometimes, look at a very simple word, look at it, do not know...

5.人是铁，范儿是钢，一天不装憋得慌。。

5. People are iron, fan'er is steel. You can't hold it for a day..

6.-生活就像超级女声，坚持下来的都是爷们

6. - life is like super girl. It's all men who stick to it

7.参考书肯定是中国除了钞票外最抢手的印刷品

7. Reference books must be the most popular printing materials in China besides banknotes

8.众里寻他千百度。不料他在搜狗处。

8. Find him in the crowd. Unexpectedly, he was at the dog search.

9.人活着真有意思。活着活着就死了

9. It's interesting to live. Live and die

10.我在马路边，看到一分钱，刚要弯腰捡，一看是口痰。我靠。。。谁吐这么圆。

10. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was just about to stoop to pick it up. It was phlegm. I depend on... Who vomits so roundly.

11.永远有多远，你小子就给我滚多远。

11. As far as it is forever, just roll away for me.

12.这么没心没肺，你的体重应该会很轻吧。

12. So heartless, your weight should be very light.

13.如果世界上有后悔药，我会说：老板，给我来一箱

13. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: boss, give me a box

14.-撕掉我们之间的承诺，也删掉我们之间的回忆、、、

14. - tear up the promises between us, and delete the memories between us

15.我对你的申请无法付诸语言，出了一句滚一边去！

15. I can't put your application into words. Go away!

16.减肥没有那么容易每块肉有它的脾气?

16. It's not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper?

17.哥的心理素质好得，就跟没心理素质一样。

17. Brother's psychological quality is good, just like he has no psychological quality.

18.最容易饿的人一般都是胖纸，因为有个成语叫作：最饿身重。。。

18. The most hungry people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the most hungry body weight...

19.我娘说浪子回头金不换，谁给我金子？我换。

19. My mother said that the prodigal son will not change the gold. Who will give me the gold? I'll change it.

20.走投无路还走什么走，直接坐车啊。

20. What can I do without a way? Take a car directly.