2020元旦新颖搞笑的说说句子

1.见不到心爱的人的日子里，感觉新衣服都白买了。

1. In the days when I can't see my beloved, I feel like I've bought all my new clothes for nothing.

2020元旦新颖搞笑的说说句子 

2.刚刚有个人一句话把我问哭了，“你有钱过年嘛？”

2. Just now someone asked me to cry, "do you have money for the new year?"

3.过年最害怕看到小屁孩捂着耳朵冲你笑，你却不知道炮在哪。

3. I'm most afraid to see a small fart boy cover his ears and laugh at you, but you don't know where the gun is.

4.如果过年你看到我脸色不好，别想太多，就是你忘了给红包了。

4. If you see my face is not good for the new year, don't think too much, it's that you forgot to give the red envelope.

5.元旦快乐?有什么快乐的?不就是换了个地方加班做作业。

5. Happy New Year's day? What's so happy? It's just a change of place to work overtime.

6.新年就要到了，总的说来过去的一年，也算是什么都不缺了。就是缺个对象。

6. The new year is coming. Generally speaking, in the past year, nothing is missing. It's just a lack of objects.

7.今年过年不收礼啊，收礼只收毛爷爷。

7. We don't accept any gifts this year, only grandpa Mao.

8.如果跨年的时候还单身，你就应该好好反省一下自己，是不是对性别的要求太严格了。

8. If you are still single across the year, you should reflect on yourself to see if you are too strict about gender.

9.教你过年怎么拿到更多的压岁钱，带我去你家，见你爸妈，去完你家，再去我家，知道了没有？然后，我们五五分。

9. Teach you how to get more new year's money, take me to your home, meet your parents, go to your home, and then go to my home. Do you know? Then, we have five.

10.小时候，过年就是能穿新衣服收压岁钱，现在，对我来说只不过是一个法定节假日。

10. When I was a child, I was able to wear new clothes for new year's Eve. Now, it's just a legal holiday for me.

11.千万不要在今晚的23:59上厕所，否则你明年才能出来。

11. Don't go to the bathroom at 23:59 tonight, or you won't be able to come out next year.

12.一个人过什么节，还不如上班，至少有人陪我。

12. It's better to go to work than to spend any festival alone. At least someone will accompany me.

13.今年过节你还是一个人吗？不，是一条单身狗。

13. Are you still alone this year? No, it's a single dog.

14.你腿太短跨不了年，这是我听过最残忍的话。

14. Your legs are too short to span years, which is the cruelest thing I have ever heard.

15.要不要考虑和我在一起，过年压岁钱全部归你。

15. Do you want to think about staying with me? All the money for new year's Eve belongs to you.

16.快过年了，春节要红包的小可爱们记得私聊我，我好把你们删了，别影响我过年

16. Chinese New Year is coming soon. The little lovely people who want red envelopes in the Spring Festival remember to chat with me in private so that I can delete you and don't affect my Chinese New Year

17.你们都问我元旦和跨年要怎么过，答案很简单，略过。

17. You all ask me how to spend New Year's day and new year's Eve. The answer is very simple. Skip.

18.我在乎的不是陪我跨年的人，而是跨过多年依旧还在的人。

18. What I care about is not the person who accompanies me to cross the new year, but the person who is still there after many years.

19.去年陪着你跨年的人，现在又在谁身旁信誓旦旦。

19. The person who accompanied you to cross the new year last year, and who is next to you now.

20.如果过年你看到我脸色不好，别想太多，就是你忘了给红包了。

20. If you see my face is not good for the new year, don't think too much, it's that you forgot to give the red envelope.

21.要不要考虑和我在一起，过年压岁钱都给你。

21. Do you want to think about staying with me? I'll give you all the new year's money.

22.过年期间千万别给我发什么节日祝福，一个红包就可以让我感受到你的诚意。

22. Don't send me any holiday blessing during the Spring Festival. A red envelope can let me feel your sincerity.

23.从年初的一无所有，到年终的身无分文，勿忘初心，一年白忙。

23. From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your original intention. You are busy all year.

24.过年我最害怕，我客气推掉你的红包，你却信以为真。

24. I'm most afraid of Spring Festival. I politely push off your red envelope, but you believe it.

25.过年哪个亲戚问我成绩，我就问他年终奖金!

25. If any relative asks me about my performance, I will ask him about his year-end bonus!

26.跨年，有对象的才叫跨年，没对象的叫熬夜。

26. Across the years, those who have objects are called across the years, and those who have no objects are called staying up late.

27.对于一个吃货来说，过年体重没增加就已经是在减肥了。

27. For a foodie, he is already losing weight without gaining weight in the new year.