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1.为什么一看书，就困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。

1. Why are you sleepy when you read a book? Because books are the place where dreams begin.

2.吃货的人生就像一列火车，总结起来就是：逛吃，逛吃，逛吃。

2. The life of eating goods is like a train. It can be summed up as follows: eating, eating and eating.

3.所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。

3. The so-called holiday, the family was disrespected, go out without money, every day special leisure.

4.严重的恐高症，害得我终身无法低头捡到钱。

4. I can't bow my head to pick up money for my whole life due to my serious acrophobia.

5.为了防止我这个月又乱花钱，我提前把钱都花完了。

5. In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

6.我的id是假冒的，大家不要相信我是骗子。

6. My ID is fake. Don't believe that I'm a liar.

7.请勿骚扰，本人正在骚扰别人。

7. Please do not harass. I am harassing others.

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8.很多事，介于不说憋屈，说了矫情之间。

8. A lot of things, between not to say holding back, said the affectation.

9.我来到你的城市，你却不请我吃顿饭。

9. I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

10.猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。

10. A fierce look at you is not good. A careful look is not as good as a fierce look.

11.故意学习，故意工作，故意生活，故意活得像个人！

11. Deliberately study, work, live and live like an individual!

12.有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

12. Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

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13.工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。

13. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

14.以后千万别对我用美人计，要不然我会将计就计的。

14. Don't try to trick me in the future, or I will.

15.往后余生，洗衣服是你，做饭是你，洗碗还是你。

15. For the rest of your life, it's you who do the laundry, you who do the cooking, you who do the dishes.

16.永远不要和父母吵架，当你吵赢的时候只有挨打。

16. Never quarrel with your parents. When you win the quarrel, you will only be beaten.

17.相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

17. It's not so easy to fall in love. Everyone has his own mobile phone.

18.有时间烦恼爱来爱去的事，不如多想想该如何脱贫致富。

18. If you have time to worry about love, it's better to think about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

19.也不知你成天笑什么笑，笑的就跟破布鞋炸了线似的。

19. I don't know what you laugh at all the time. It's like a rag shoe explodes the thread.

20.病毒爱上了我家的电脑，我只能成全他们。

20. Viruses fall in love with my computer, I can only complete them.

21.喜欢的姑娘是别人的，不喜欢的姑娘也他妈是别人的。

21. The girl you like is someone else's, and the girl you don't like is someone else's.

22.给我未来的婆婆一个差评，发货太慢！

22. Give my future mother-in-law a bad comment, the delivery is too slow!

23.如果青春的时光在闲散中度过，那么回忆岁月将是一场凄凉的悲剧。

23. If the time of youth is spent in leisure, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

24.每天都在撒谎，今晚要早点睡，明天就不爱你。

24. Lie every day, go to bed early tonight, and don't love you tomorrow.

25.再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。

25. The ugliest can marry, and the most beautiful can be single.

26.怎么把脑子的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，急！

26. how to transfer the money of brain to bank card, online, etc!

27.最近的鬼天气，让我觉得每次开门都像在开冰箱。

27. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

28.眼泪的存在，是为了证明悲伤不是一场幻觉。

28. Tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.