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搞笑个性说说大全 看这些句子值得收藏

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1.我这破分数已经谈不上拖班级后腿了,已经把班里后腿给扯断了。

1. I can't talk about dragging the class behind, I've torn the class behind.

看这些句子值得收藏

2.牛肉面里没牛肉不要抱怨,老婆饼里面不也没老婆。

2. Don't complain if there's no beef in the beef noodle. There's no wife in the wife cake.

3.专业点赞二十年,发什么点什么,秒发秒点,点过的赞可围绕地球两万多圈哟

3. 20 years of professional praise, what to send, seconds to send, and more than 20000 circles around the earth

4.就算大雨让整个城市颠倒,七点之前我也得到学校。

4. Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, I will get the school before seven o'clock.

5.后来,终于在眼泪中明白,有些人,一旦黑了就白不回来。

5. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people, once black, will not come back white.

6.昨天班主任,没收了六个手机,放着我们的面砸,砸完发现地上是七个手机班主任就是任性,自己的都不放过。

6. Yesterday, the head teacher confiscated six mobile phones and smashed them in our face. After smashing them, he found that there were seven mobile phones on the ground, which was willful. He couldn't let it go.

7.别人对你说过最违心的话是是什么?说我长得丑。

7. What is the most offensive thing that others have said to you? Say I'm ugly.

8.不是我风骚,只是我找不到矜持的方向。

8. It's not my coquettish, but I can't find the reserved direction.

9.外国家长是这么教育孩子的:再不好好写作业!就送你去中国上学!

9. This is how foreign parents teach their children: no more homework! I'll take you to school in China!

10.立志做一个有气质的流氓,有品位的色狼,有知识的文盲!

10. Aspire to be a rogue with temperament, a satyr with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

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11.有些歌听前奏就爱上了,有些人看第一眼就喜欢上了,有些作业打开第一页就不想做了。

11. Some songs fall in love with the prelude, some people fall in love with it at the first sight, and some homework don't want to do when the first page is opened.

12.其实,我有八块腹肌,不过他们都堆在一起了。

12. Actually, I have eight abdominal muscles, but they are all piled together.

13.每次做数学题总是先很潇洒地写一个解,然后,就没有然后了

13. Every time I do a math problem, I always write a solution smartly. Then, there is no solution

14.你要知道,无论你遇到什么烦恼,出现什么困难,都要第一时间告诉我,我会用最快的速度去点赞。

14. You should know that no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, you should tell me at the first time that I will praise you as soon as possible.

15.不以考试为目的的划重点都是耍流氓。

15. The emphasis that is not for the purpose of examination is to play hooligans.

16.天热怎么办?跟喜欢的人表白,不一会儿你的心就凉了

16. What about hot weather? Express your love to the person you like, and your heart will cool in a short time

17.两个哥们在一个酒吧门口讨论一辆宝马车,甲说:这车挺贵吧?乙说:别人给的。甲说:啥朋友啊?送这么贵的车。乙说:不认识。甲说:不能吧?乙说:昨天,一个美女开着这辆宝马车突然停在我面前,让我上车,然后把我带到山上,突然下车把衣服脱的干净,对我说来吧,做你想要的。我二话没说把车开走了。甲说:开车就对了,要衣服你也穿不了。

17. Two brothers discuss a BMW car at the door of a bar. A says: is it very expensive? B: it was given by others. A said: what friend? Send such an expensive car. B: I don't know. A said: no? B said: yesterday, a beautiful woman driving this BMW suddenly stopped in front of me, let me get on the car, and then took me to the mountain, suddenly got off the car to take off the clothes, said to me, do what you want. I drove away without saying a word. A said: it's right to drive. You can't wear clothes.

18.从前有一个中国学生,他想写完作业再吃饭,结果他饿死了。

18. Once upon a time, there was a Chinese student who wanted to finish his homework and eat again. As a result, he starved to death.

19.夏天到了,我才发现,哪凉快哪待着去真不是一句骂人的话,这绝对是最真挚的关怀,最深藏不露的爱。

19. When summer comes, I find that it's not a curse to stay cool. It's the most sincere care and the deepest love.

20.猛然发现,我的人生一大半都浪费在假装写作业上了。

20. I suddenly found that most of my life was wasted pretending to do homework.

  
 

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