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1.下辈子我要做个男人,娶个像我这么好的女人。

1. I will be a man and marry a woman as good as me in the next life.

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2.今天下课玩手机正嗨,忽然有人趴我背上,我以为是女朋友便亲了一口,结果是班主任

2. Today, I was playing with my cell phone after class. Suddenly someone fell on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. As a result, it was the head teacher

3.别问我缺什么,我现在就缺个对象。

3. Don't ask me what I'm short of. I'm short of an object now.

4.神啊,如果没办法把我变瘦的话,就把我的朋友们变胖吧!

4. God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat!

5.学霸:要是谈恋爱能像学习那么简单就好了。学渣:要是学习能像谈恋爱那么简单就好了。

5. Xueba: if only love could be as simple as learning. Learning slag: if only learning could be as simple as falling in love.

6.不经历人渣,怎么能出嫁,没有人能随随便便当妈!

6. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother at will!

7.买了一条乞丐裤500多,结果姥姥给我洗裤子的时候给我补上了补上了

7. Bought a pair of beggars' pants for more than 500, but Grandma mended them when she washed them for me

8.自从买了一包薯片之后,我发现空气真的好贵。

8. Since I bought a bag of chips, I found that the air is really expensive.

9.一直对发型不满意的人,有一个共同点:不肯承认这是脸的问题。

9. People who have been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a face problem.

10.一位中国学生问科比:请问您成功的秘诀是什么?科比说:你知道早晨四点的城市是什么样吗?学生:知道,一般那时候我还在写作业,怎么了?科比:没,没什么

10. A Chinese student asked Kobe: what is the secret of your success? Kobe Bryant said: do you know what the city is like at four in the morning? Student: I know. I was still doing my homework at that time. What's the matter? Kobe: No, nothing

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11.我的人生有A面也有B面,你的人生有S面也有B面。

11. My life has both sides a and B, and yours has both sides.

12.你等着,我一定要你好看!还等什么阿,快点儿,现在就把我变好看!

12. You wait, I want you to look good! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and make me look good now!

13.日久不一定会生情,但一定会生孩子。

13. Love may not be born for a long time, but children will be born.

14.如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓,那么相亲是为坟墓看风水;表白是自掘坟墓;结婚是双双殉情;移情别恋是迁坟;第三者是盗墓者!

14. If marriage is the tomb of love, then dating is to see Fengshui for the tomb; confession is to dig a tomb by oneself; marriage is to die for love; empathy and other love is to move the tomb; the third is tomb robber!

15.班主任口误把那些上过我课的人说成了那些上过我的客人。

15. The head teacher mistakenly said that those who had attended my class had been my guests.

16.那一年,我被人拉进一个房间之后,便将我推倒在床,扒开我的裤子,将他那又硬又小的恶心东西粗暴的插进我的身体,留下恶心的液体,完事之后,WW.shuoshuokong.COM我流了很多血,痛得我双腿打颤,站立的力气都没有,从此以后,我发誓再也不进医院打针了。

16. In that year, when I was pulled into a room, I pushed myself to the bed, ripped off my pants, thrust his hard and small disgusting things roughly into my body, leaving disgusting liquid. After that, WW.shuoshuokong.COM I shed a lot of blood, the pain made my legs tremble, and I didn't have the strength to stand. From then on, I vowed never to enter the hospital for injection again.

17.世界上最神秘的东西莫过于男人的奶头,因为没人知道它是用来干什么的。

17. The most mysterious thing in the world is a man's nipple, because no one knows what it is used for.

18.月考和月经是好朋友,一个月来一次。

18. Monthly test and menstruation are good friends, once a month.

19.可以借我一百元吗可是,我只有五十元好吧,那你欠我五十元恩,等我有钱就还你

19. Can I borrow 100 yuan? But I only have 50 yuan. OK, then you owe me 50 yuan. Well, I'll pay you back when I have money

20.世界上最洒脱的人就是大姨妈,想来就来,想走就走。

20. The most free and easy person in the world is aunt. Come and go if you want.

  
 

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