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1．从小到大，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。

1. From small to large, the only constant is a heart that does not miss books.

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2．别指望减肥了，八戒走了十万八千里也没见瘦下来，而且，他还吃素！

2. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie hasn't lost weight since he's gone a hundred thousand miles. Besides, he's vegetarian!

3．大家都夸我贤惠，闲的什么都不会。

3. Everyone praises me for being virtuous. I can't do anything idle.

4．现在还找白马王子？你out了吧，现在都找宝马王子。

4. Now you want to find prince charming? You're out. Now you're all looking for the BMW prince.

5．我都给你我的手机号码了，你怎么还不明白我的心思呢！有事没事给我充几十块钱话费。

5. I gave you my cell phone number. Why don't you understand my mind! If you have anything, charge me dozens of yuan.

6．毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱不还。

6. There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money but not return it.

7．我趴在书上，学不学习不重要，关键是得有个姿态。

7. I lie on the books. It's not important whether I learn or not. The key is to have a posture.

8．有人说我照片丑，我笑了，那是你没见过我真人，那才是不堪入目的丑！

8. Some people say that my photo is ugly. I smile. It's that you haven't seen my real person. That's ugly!

9．有一天，奥特曼上课举手回答问题，然后老师死了。

9. One day, Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

10．今天和一个暗恋很久的女神在一起逛街。看到二货朋友就上去打了个招呼，他看到我们，问我：这是你女朋友啊。我上去就是一巴掌：谁TM让你剧透的！

10. Today I go shopping with a goddess who has been in love for a long time. See two goods friend went up to say hello, he saw us, ask me: This is your girlfriend. I'll slap you when I go up: who makes you a spoiler!

11．现在的同学都真不礼貌，上课都不和我说话。

11. My classmates are so impolite now. They don't talk to me in class.

12．请不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人。

12. Please don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie.

13．时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。

13. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all the students in the end.

14．吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。

14. For squid and cuttlefish, give me some Mermaid.

15．如果你容不下我，不是你的心胸太狭小，就是我的人格太伟大。

15. If you can't hold me, either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

16．考试测的不是成绩，而是中国移动的信号。

16. The test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile.

17．好吃不过饺子，最萌不过老子。

17. Delicious but dumplings, the most cute but Laozi.

18．发工资时，会计对我说：你半年领一次工资吧，现在零钱太少了。

18. When I was paying my salary, the accountant said to me: you get your salary once every six months. Now the change is too little.

19．你讲我坏话时能不能别添油加醋，以为炒菜啊。

19. When you speak ill of me, can you stop adding fuel to the cooking.

20．一天和闺蜜逛街，闺蜜被一群流氓骚扰调戏，我看不过去，上去帮闺蜜出头，当场就把那群流氓解决了一半，一半调戏闺蜜，一半调戏我。

20. One day when I was shopping with my girlfriend, she was molested and molested by a group of hooligans. I couldn't see it. I went up to help her and solved half of them on the spot, half molested her and half molested me.