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有趣的说说大全 让你三观颠覆的句子

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1.第一次见面看你不太顺眼,谁知道后来越看越不顺眼。

1. I didn't like you very much when I met you for the first time. Who knows that later on, I saw you more and more.

2.世界上没有无缘无故的爱,也没有无缘无故的恨,却TM偏偏有无缘无故的胖。

2. There is no unprovoked love or hatred in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

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3.他哭着夺门而出,从此家里没有了门。

3. He burst out of the door crying, and there was no door at home since then.

4.男朋友玩英雄联盟,我就静静的拿着他的手机玩淘宝。

4. When my boyfriend plays hero League, I quietly play Taobao with his mobile phone.

5.我这辈子只佩服过3个男人!一是董永,二是许仙,三是宁采臣。一个日了仙,一个日了妖,还有一个TMD连鬼都不放过!

5. I only admire three men in my life! First, Dong Yong, second, Xu Xian, third, Ning caichen. A day of fairy, a day of demon, there is a TMD even ghosts do not let go!

6.秀恩爱最好安排在中午,因为早晚会有报应。

6. Show love is best arranged at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution.

7.当有人又想当然地对你说你变了时就要这么回答:变美难道是我的错?!

7. When someone thinks of you and says that you have changed, they should answer this question: is it my fault to be beautiful?!

8.终于知道为什么军训要左右转动了,因为这样晒得均匀。

8. I finally know why the military training needs to rotate left and right, because the sun is even.

9.标志着中国鼎盛时代的四游:孔子东游,唐僧西游,康熙私游,马云包邮!

9. Four tours marking China's heyday: Confucius's East tour, Tang Monk's West tour, Kangxi's private tour, Ma Yun's post package tour!

10.跟你谈钱的老板才是好人,跟你谈理想的都TM不想给你钱!

10. The boss who talks with you about money is a good person. The ideal boss who talks with you doesn't want to give you money!

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11.今天在路上遇见一对小情侣,男的要亲女的,女的不让说是初吻,我上去就亲了她一下对男的说:这回可以亲了。

11. I met a couple on the road today. The man wanted to kiss his daughter. The woman didn't want to say it was the first kiss. I went up and kissed her and said to the man, "this time I can kiss.".

12.你上学经常带着什么?一颗随时准备放假的心

12. What do you often bring to school? A heart ready for holidays

13.为什么要吵架呢?我们就不能心平气和的坐下来砍对方几刀吗?

13. Why quarrel? Can't we just sit down peacefully and cut each other several knives?

14.世上本没有脏话,数学题做多了就什么都有了。

14. There is no swearing in the world. If you do more math problems, you will have everything.

15.中午在食堂叫了两个菜。吃第一个我震撼了世界上还有比这更难吃的菜吗?吃第二个我哭了还真有啊。

15. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. Eat the first one. I'm shocked. Is there anything worse in the world? I cried after eating the second one.

16.男朋友玩英雄联盟不理你你就知足吧,我对象因为玩俄罗斯方块不理我。

16. It's enough for my boyfriend to ignore you when playing hero League. My partner ignores me because of playing Tetris.

17.先生,你不能进去!一个消防员拦住我。别拦我,快让我进去。里面火势很猛,我是为你的安全着想。请退后。那我更应该进去,WWW.shuoshuokong.COM我不能眼睁睁的看着火势蔓延而无动于衷。那你TM拿着一把生羊肉串是什么意思

17. Sir, you can't go in! A fireman stopped me. Don't stop me. Let me in. The fire is fierce inside. I'm thinking about your safety. Please step back. Then I should go in, WWW.shuoshuokong.COM I can't stand watching the fire spread. What do you mean by holding a raw lamb kebab

18.早知道做人这么累,当初就不下凡了。

18. I knew that I was so tired. I didn't go down to earth at the beginning.

19.我从来不听女朋友话。给我站着凭什么听你的,跪着舒服。

19. I never listen to my girlfriend. Give me the reason to stand and listen to you. Kneel comfortably.

20.大姨夫管好你媳妇,别让她老是折腾我媳妇。

20. Take care of your daughter-in-law. Don't let her always make trouble with my daughter-in-law.

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