QQ说说不知道怎么写 特别逗的QQ说说

1．那天我把乞丐装满钱的碗拿走后，竟然治好了他多年来的残疾。

1. That day, I took the bowl full of money from the beggar and cured his disability for many years.

特别逗的QQ说说 

2．我不知道什么是再不疯狂我们就老了我只知道再不写作业我就要完了。

2. I don't know what's not crazy anymore. We're old. I just know that I'll be finished if I don't do my homework.

3．人家减肥减腰减大腿，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

3. People lose weight, reduce waist and thigh. Why do you have to start with brain cells.

4．小学上课费嘴，初中上课费笔，高中上课费脑，大学上课费流量！

4. Primary school class fee mouth, junior high school class fee pen, senior high school class fee brain, university class fee flow!

5．老师问：世界上有一种马，由黑白颜色组成，请问是什么马？小明：二维码！老师：滚出去。

5. The teacher asked: there is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white color. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: get out.

6．当你晚上被热醒的时候，记得给你室友盖好被子。

6. When you wake up in the evening, remember to cover your roommate.

7．你最多可以接受恋人和你相差几岁？只要颜值过关，上下五千年都行。

7. What is the maximum age difference between you and your lover? As long as the face value passes, up and down five thousand years.

8．胖不是罪，只是上帝嫉妒你瘦下去会太完美。

8. Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

9．刚刚一只虫飞到我的数学题旁边，看了几眼题目，死了。

9. A bug just flew to my math problem, looked at the problem a few times, and died.

10．我喜欢庾澄庆老师，但我一直是汪峰老师的歌迷，可是我觉得那英老师对我的帮助更大，所以我选周杰伦老师。

10. I like Mr. Yu Chengqing, but I have always been a fan of Mr. Wang Feng, but I think that Mr. Na Ying helps me more, so I choose Mr. Zhou Jielun.

11．那些年错过的大雨，请务必在军训时还给我。

11. Please return the heavy rain missed in those years to me during military training.

12．我的脑子里住了两个小人，一个对我说别急着写作业了，再玩两天吧。另一个说好呀，好呀

12. There are two villains living in my mind. One said to me not to rush to do my homework. Let's play for another two days. The other said yes, yes

13．梦里梦到的人，醒来就该去睡了他。

13. The dreamer should go to sleep when he wakes up.

14．天下没有不散的宴席，但是，如果你请客，我可以多陪你吃一会。

14. There is no banquet that doesn't go away, but if you treat me, I can accompany you for a while.

15．最近食堂不允许用现金，有一哥们去打饭，掏出一张20元。打饭的阿姨摆手说不收。那哥们儿愣了一下，说了句谢谢，拿着饭菜就走了

15. The canteen is not allowed to use cash recently. A friend went to fetch rice and took out a 20 yuan piece. The aunt who played rice waved and said she would not accept it. The man froze for a moment, said a thank you, took the meal and left

16．跑八百米想着男神女神根本没用，你要想着：这逼老子装定了！

16. It's no use running eight hundred meters thinking about gods and goddesses. You have to think: I'm forced to pretend!

17．用四个字形容分班妻离子散

17. Use four words to describe separation

18．女人站在衣服面前就像一个皇上，每天都在想，今天该宠幸谁？看了看，哎，朕又该衲嫔了。

18. A woman is like a emperor standing in front of her clothes. She thinks every day. Who should be flattered today? Look at it. Alas, it's time for me to be my concubine again.

19．其实每次嘴上跟你发完脾气我就特别后悔，后悔没有动手打你。

19. In fact, I regret every time I lose my temper with you. I regret not hitting you.

20．小时候看高中哥哥的笔记本，函数什么的，乱七八糟一堆根本看不懂，我当时就觉得高中生好厉害啊，会这么难的东西，直到我上了高中我才知道，原来他们也不知道。

20. When I was a kid, I couldn't understand my brother's notebooks, functions and so on. At that time, I thought that senior high school students were so powerful and difficult. I didn't know until I went to senior high school. They didn't know either.