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微信经典搞笑说说 朋友圈说说这样写

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1.你的眼圈越发的黑,白开水喝出了酒的味,你没有泪,只是想起了作业。

1. Your eyes are more and more black, white boiled water drinks the taste of wine, you have no tears, just think of homework.

 朋友圈说说这样写

2.攒了一年的头皮屑,只为给你下场雪。

2. A year's dandruff, just to give you snow.

3.等我有钱了,我就买一辆公交车,专门走公交专用车道,专门停在公交车站,等有人想上车了,我就说:对不起,这是私家车。

3. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus station. When someone wants to get on, I will say: sorry, this is a private car.

4.有人说我脾气不好,我笑了,我长得这么漂亮脾气好还得了。

4. Some people say that I have a bad temper. I smile. I have such a beautiful temper.

5.有一次逃课去网吧,没想到在往外翻学校的墙时被保安拦住,我灵机一动,跳下来小心翼翼地说:我能进去找个人吗?保安很威严地说:不行!出去!然后然后我就出去了!

5. Once when I trudged to the Internet bar, I didn't expect to be stopped by the security guard when I was going to turn over the school wall. I got an idea and jumped down and said carefully: can I go in and find someone? The security guard said with great dignity: no! get out! And then I went out!

6.所谓的睡货,可以用吧个字概括:春困、夏乏、秋盹、冬眠。

6. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in the following words: sleepiness in spring, fatigue in summer, dozing in autumn and hibernation.

7.如果语文数学英语物理思品历史地理政治老师同时走进教室,你会想到什么?八国联军侵华战争。

7. What would you think of if the teacher of history, geography and politics of Chinese, mathematics, English, physics, thought and taste came into the classroom at the same time? The war of Eight Allied forces against China.

8.说不出你哪里好,就是想看你洗澡。

8. I can't tell you how good you are, just want to see you take a bath.

9.三天没开防火墙,养了一窝木马,感觉自己变成了弼马温。

9. I didn't open the firewall for three days and kept a nest of Trojans. I felt that I had become Bi Mawen.

10.昨天同学聚会,有几个看上去混的不错的同学,开着越野,穿着名牌,上了酒桌就开始吹嘘自己怎么怎么牛逼,有什么事全他们包了,等到结账的时候,他们却低着头开始找钱包,或真或假哎,我钱包呢?我记得带了啊!看到这里,我默默的起身去吧台结了账,然后转身骑着自己的自行车回家了。回家之后,我把钱包拿出来,你们还别说,他们还真挺有钱的


  微信经典搞笑说说
 

11.书籍是人类进步的阶梯,电子书就是人类进步的电梯。

11. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

12.我:你这是在给谁上香?室友:前男友。我:擦,人家又没死。室友:走的时候,他给我留了一句话:就当我死了吧。

12. Me: who are you perfuming? Roommate: ex boyfriend. Me: wipe, they are not dead. Roommate: when I left, he left a message for me: just when I died.

13.不是所有牛奶都叫特仑苏,不是所有人我都叫他猪。

13. Not all milk is called terensus, not everyone I call him pig.

14.谁是那个你破产了也不会抛弃你的人呢?答曰:债主。

14. Who is the one who will not abandon you even if you are bankrupt? Answer: creditor.

15.毁掉你一条高冷的说说只需要一群损友。

15. It only needs a group of bad friends to ruin your cold talk.

16.苹果是水果界的真正的老大,一个诱惑了夏娃,一个砸醒了牛顿,一个称霸了手机,一个主宰了广场舞。

16. Apple is the real leader in the fruit industry. One seduces Eve, one wakes up Newton, one dominates the mobile phone, and the other dominates the square dance.

17.世界那么大,我想去看看钱包那么小,你能走多远

17. The world is so big, I want to see how far you can go with the wallet so small

18.数学老师写了整整一黑板的数学题,准备点几个同学上去解。此时,我同桌正处于冬眠状态,我看了他一眼,便用胳膊将其戳醒,一本正经的说:快起!老师叫你擦黑板!可爱的同桌会意,朝着黑板大步走去。数学老师朝同桌满意地点了点头,同桌笑了笑,然后头也不回的拿起黑板擦将黑板擦的好干净。

18. The math teacher has written a whole blackboard math problem and is going to ask several students to solve it. At this time, my deskmate is in hibernation, I looked at him, and then I woke him up with my arm and said solemnly: get up! The teacher asked you to clean the blackboard! My lovely deskmate agreed and strode towards the blackboard. The math teacher nodded to his deskmate's satisfaction and smiled. Then he picked up the blackboard eraser and wiped it clean.

19.学长:看你的皮肤,你是大一的吧?女生听完窃喜,以为夸自己年轻,笑说:其实我是大三的。学长低头说:哦,我还以为你刚军训完呢。

19. Senior: look at your skin. Are you a freshman? After listening to this, the girl thought she was young and said with a smile: actually, I am a junior. I thought you had just finished military training.

20.熬夜,是因为没有勇气结束这一天,赖床,是因为没有勇气开始这一天。

20. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day. Staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.


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