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1．学校交钱的速度太快，我妈都开始怀疑我是不是吸毒了。

1. The school paid money so fast that my mother began to wonder if I was taking drugs.

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2．上帝把智慧撒向人间，机智的我撑了把伞。

2. God scattered wisdom to the world, and I held an umbrella with wit.

3．学霸晒成绩，模特晒身材，土豪晒有钱，女神晒自拍，老子晒太阳。

3. Learn to bask in achievements, model bask in figure, local tyrant bask in money, goddess basks in selfie, Laozi basks in sun.

4．我掌握了100种疼女朋友的办法，现在就差女朋友了。

4. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend. Now I'm sorry for my girlfriend.

5．我来到清华大学的教室，走到讲台上，说：各位同学你们好！我知道你们有的是靠父母进来的，有的是靠关系进来的，有的是靠金钱进来的，而我与你们不同，只有我是靠着一双手进来！此时保安来了：就是他，翻墙来的，快抓住他。

5. I came to the classroom of Tsinghua University, went to the platform and said: Hello, everyone! I know that some of you come in by your parents, some by relationship, some by money, but I am different from you, only I come in by one hand! Here comes the security guard: it's him. It's over the wall. Catch him.

6．自从见到你妹妹的第一眼起，你这个兄弟我就交定了。

6. Since I saw your sister at the first sight, I've settled on your brother.

7．有一些妹子们卖萌，把我故意打成莪，我大概明白她们的意思了

7. There are some girls who are cute and deliberately beat me into me. I probably understand what they mean

8．学习没有让我累死，但学习让我有想死的冲动。

8. Learning didn't make me tired, but learning made me want to die.

9．遇见你之前我的世界是灰色的，遇见你之后哦麦噶一片漆黑。

9. My world was gray before I met you. After I met you, it was dark.

10．女生偷偷录下暗恋的男生的声音，设成清早的闹铃，于是每天就像是被他亲自叫醒一样呢，她幸福地想道。就这样过了一星期，她再也不喜欢他了

10. The girl secretly recorded the voice of the boy she secretly fell in love with and set it as an early morning alarm, so every day it was like being waked up by him, she thought happily. After a week like this, she didn't like him any more

11．如果你觉得我哪里不对，请一定要告诉我，反正我也不会改，你别憋出病来。

11. If you think something is wrong with me, please tell me. I won't change anyway. Don't hold back your illness.

12．你最近咋样？我最近很胖。

12. How are you doing? I've been fat lately.

13．新生没一个正经的，都不去抢学长学姐，就一个劲的抢饭吃。

13. None of the freshmen is serious. If they don't rob the elder and elder sister, they will rob the rice.

14．只因为在人群里多看了你一眼，你就以为我要打的。

14. Just because I look at you more in the crowd, you think I'm going to fight.

15．妈妈跟我说，不要整天在家刷空间，应该多去去图书馆。我感觉她说得挺对的，于是就去了，果然，在图书馆刷空间显得有文化多了。

15. Mom told me not to brush space at home all day, but to go to the library more often. I felt that she was quite right, so I went. Sure enough, it seems to have more culture to brush space in the library.

16．因为你有双下巴，所以碰到任何困难，不要低头。最新搞笑说说带图片分享

16. Don't bow your head in any difficulty because you have double chin. Latest funny talk about sharing with pictures

17．每次你凶我的时候，我都觉得你有毛病，对着这么可爱的我，你居然还能发脾气。

17. Every time you attack me, I think you have something wrong. You can still lose your temper against such a lovely me.

18．新时代的雷锋精神是什么？分享wifi密码！

18. What is Lei Feng's spirit in the new era? Share WiFi password!

19．平时骂你就算了，非要等到我打你，你才知道我文武双全。

19. It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. You have to wait until I hit you to know that I'm both literate and martial.

20．小时候同桌借给我一盘录像带，我打开一看：18岁以下青少年请在父母陪同下观看。然后赶紧叫父母来，后来，我整个礼拜都是鼻青脸肿的。

20. When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape, and I opened it for a look: Please watch it with your parents when you are under 18 years old. Then I called my parents. Later, I was blue and blue all week.