超级搞笑的空间说说 笑到没朋友

1．都说女孩子生气时把她按住强吻就行了，可是，我为什么会被她男朋友打呢。

1. It's said that when a girl is angry, it's OK to hold her for a kiss. However, why am I beaten by her boyfriend.

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2．严重怀疑月老把我红绳拿去织秋裤了。

2. It's seriously suspected that Yuelao took my red rope to weave autumn pants.

3．学校里最可怕的信任就是一个学渣给另一个学渣讲题目，一个敢讲，一个敢听。

3. The most terrible trust in the school is that one learning slag tells another a topic, one dares to speak and one dares to listen.

4．不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。

4. Don't say I am fat, or I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

5．你在南方的艳阳里大雪纷飞，我在北方的寒夜里四季如春。所以说南山南讲的是一个北方人嘲笑南方没暖气的故事。

5. You are snowing in the South sunshine, and I am like spring all the year round in the north cold night. So what Nanshan south tells is a story of a northerner laughing at the lack of heating in the south.

6．课文里学过的最伤感的一句话是什么？背诵全文

6. What is the most sad sentence learned in the text? Recite the full text

7．天生丽质难自弃，只好一直硬着头皮帅下去。

7. It's hard to give up the beauty of nature, so I have to be brave and handsome all the time.

8．吾日三省吾身：卧槽，我钥匙放哪了？卧槽，我手机放哪了？卧槽，我饭卡放哪了？

8. I'll save myself three times every day: lying in the slot, where have I put my key? Where's my cell phone? Where do I put my meal card?

9．月考不给你们露两手，还真以为我上课白睡的。

9. I didn't show you my hand in the monthly exam. I really thought I slept in vain in class.

10．女孩天天给男孩送饭，一天男孩害羞的说：我喜欢女孩兴奋的说：真的吗？我哥哥喜欢你好久了！

10. The girl delivers food to the boy every day. One day the boy says shyly: I like the girl's excited saying: really? My brother has liked you for a long time!

11．前世五百次的回眸，却换来今生的一句流氓！

11. Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a rogue in this life!

12．作为学渣我希望考试题目越难越好，反正都不会写，难死学霸就够了。

12. As a learning slag, I hope that the more difficult the examination questions are, the better. Anyway, I can't write them. It's enough to die and learn bully.

13．人家的胃叫胃，我的胃叫胃plus。

13. People's stomach is called stomach, and my stomach is called stomach plus.

14．你在南方的艳阳里晒得雀黑，我在北方的寒夜里冻的稀碎。

14. You are in the sun in the south, and I am in the cold night in the north.

15．记得那是一个寒冷的冬天，早上不想起床上学，然后就让宿舍同学帮忙请假随便说个理由，第二天，我中暑的消息传遍了整个学校！

15. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to get up in the morning to go to school. Then I asked the dormitory students to ask for leave and say a reason. The next day, the news of heatstroke spread throughout the school!

16．绕地球转一圈，除了变穷，什么都没有。

16. Go around the earth, there is nothing but poverty.

17．我男朋友让我玩英雄联盟，我去了，然后，我就在也没有时间搭理他了。

17. My boyfriend asked me to play hero League. I went, and then I had no time to deal with him.

18．小明吃了麻婆豆腐被麻婆一刀捅死。

18. Xiaoming is stabbed to death by mama after eating Mapo Tofu.

19．不想养狗，也不想养猫，想养你，毕竟养猪致富。

19. I don't want to have a dog, or a cat, or you. After all, I want to get rich by raising pigs.

20．女：亲爱的你喜欢我哪一点？男：一定只能选一点不能三点吗？女害羞：死相，那你说说哪三点呀？男：胸大一点，腰瘦一点，屁股翘一点。

20. Woman: honey, what do you like about me? Man: must we choose only one point, not three? Female Shyness: dead face, what are three points? Man: bigger chest, thinner waist and a little cocky ass.