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1．总觉得，孤男寡女的时候，女生说好冷是一种耍流氓的行为。

1. I always think that when I'm alone, girls say that being cold is a kind of hooligan behavior.

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2．为什么我没有一个帅到爆的同桌，而我同桌却有。

2. Why don't I have a handsome to explode deskmate, but I have one.

3．非诚勿扰女嘉宾再牛也就灭一个男的的灯，宿舍楼下阿姨能灭一整楼的。

3. If you are the one to disturb the female guests, you can turn off a man's lamp no longer. The aunt downstairs can turn off the whole building.

4．只因在教室多看了你一眼，你就让我上讲台做题。

4. just because I saw you more in the classroom, you asked me to go to the podium to do the problem.

5．看到语文作业，我觉得自己是外国人；看到英语作业，我觉得自己又变回了中国人；直到看到数学作业，我才知道我特么就是外星人。

5. When I see Chinese homework, I think I'm a foreigner; when I see English homework, I think I'm a Chinese again; until I see math homework, I don't know that I'm an alien.

6．长得好看的才叫撒娇，长得丑的那叫撒野。

6. The one who looks good is called coquettish, and the one who looks ugly is called savage.

7．世界上最虐心的三角恋是什么我喜欢假期，假期喜欢作业，作业喜欢我

7. What is the most heartbreaking love triangle in the world? I like holidays, homework and homework

8．脂肪，你有本事欺负肚子，怎么没本事冲胸啊。

8. Fat, you have the ability to bully your stomach. Why can't you wash your chest.

9．期末考试如果不给老师们露一手，他们还真以为自己教的好呢。

9. If the final exam doesn't show off to the teachers, they really think they can teach well.

10．真是紧张，好紧张，怎么办，就要见家长了！阿姨温不温柔，叔叔凶不凶呢？好害怕啊，毕竟是我先打的他家孩子。

10. I'm so nervous. What can I do? I'm going to see my parents! Aunt Wen is not gentle, uncle is not fierce? I'm afraid. After all, I beat his children first.

11．未来的老公，你放心，我乖乖在家，没有在宾馆。

11. My husband in the future, don't worry. I am at home, not in the hotel.

12．曾经一度想成为学霸，现在却只想罢学。

12. I once wanted to be a school bully, but now I just want to quit.

13．活这么大，我就凭着三个信念，第一坚持，第二不要脸，第三坚持不要脸。

13. To live such a big life, I have three beliefs: first, insist, second, and third.

14．分手后不找新对象，感觉就像在给前任守寡一样。

14. It's like being widowed to your ex if you don't find a new partner after breaking up.

15．中国将裁军30万，这意味着今天你不努力，明天就有30万大军抢你饭碗、抢你生意、抢你女朋友他们更帅、更高、更有毅力、更有精神、更有斗志！

15. China will disarm 300000, which means that if you don't work hard today, 300000 troops will rob you of your job, your business and your girlfriend tomorrow. They are more handsome, higher, perseverance, spirit and fighting spirit!

16．麻麻，我可以看电视吗？可以，但是不可以开

16. Ma Ma, can I watch TV? Yes, but not

17．我就两样不行，这也不行，那也不行。

17. I can't do either, neither this nor that.

18．人家说多跟漂亮的人交朋友会变好看，怪不得发现自己身边的朋友都越来越好看了呢。

18. They say that it's better to make friends with beautiful people. No wonder they find their friends are more and more beautiful.

19．时间告诉我，无理取闹的年龄过了，到了该装逼的时候了。

19. Time tells me that it's time to pretend that the age of making trouble is over.

20．这个社会的变化真是太快了，小的时候，妈妈给一块钱，我能从超市里拿一盒饼干，两袋面包，两瓶牛奶，还有几盒牙膏什么的，现在根本不行。毕竟现在超市基本都装上了监控摄像头！时代发展太快了！

20. The change of this society is so fast. When I was a child, my mother gave me a dollar. I can get a box of biscuits, two bags of bread, two bottles of milk, and a few boxes of toothpaste from the supermarket. Now I can't do it at all. After all, supermarkets are now basically equipped with surveillance cameras! The times are developing too fast!