超雷人的经典句子 雷死人的坑爹句子

1．一般长的好看的妹子撒个娇就能搞定的事，我都得靠威胁。

1. I have to rely on threats to deal with things that can be solved by a pretty girl.

雷死人的坑爹句子

2．作业多我可以接受，但看不懂我就不乐意了。

2. I can accept more homework, but I don't like it if I can't understand it.

3．天冷了，如果你不能给我个拥抱，那就给我买个外套。

3. It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

4．大老远看到我一直盯着你的时候，不要觉得我对你有意思，我真得看不清你是谁。

4. When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are.

5．孩子咳嗽老不好多半是装的，打一顿就好

5. Most of the children's coughs are fake. It's good to have a fight

6．数学老师对我说：这个年纪有喜欢的人很正常，但是最好藏在心底，不要太高调，如果你想起他就做一道数学题，等毕业时，把做满数学题的本子放在他面前告诉他你有多喜欢他，不信他不感动。这个主意真的很好，当我做到第二题的时候，我就不喜欢他了

6. The math teacher said to me: it's normal for someone who likes it at this age, but it's better to hide it in the bottom of your heart, not too high-profile. If you think of him, you can do a math problem. When you graduate, put the book full of math problems in front of him and tell him how much you like him. Don't believe he doesn't feel it. This idea is really good. When I do the second question, I don't like him

7．心狠手辣的我舔了一下自己的手指被辣哭了。

7. Mercilessly, I licked my finger and cried.

8．长的好看的作弊都不容易，监考老师忍不住就看几眼，难怪当年我经常被发现。

8. It's not easy to cheat. The invigilator can't help but look at it. No wonder I was often found that year.

9．如果以后你结婚对象不是我，我就安静地当一个隔壁老王。

9. If you don't marry me in the future, I will be an old Wang next door quietly.

10．听到个老外在地铁上边打电话边哭得稀里哗啦：你根本就不爱我！你跟我在一起只是为了学英语！

10. Hearing a foreigner on the subway calling and crying: you don't love me at all! You are with me just to learn English!

11．希望兜兜里的钱都相亲相爱，然后生很多很多小孩。

11. I hope all the money in my pocket will love each other and have many children.

12．那些拧不开瓶盖的女的都是装的，你让她拆个快递试试。

12. Those women who can't open the bottle cap are all packed. You ask her to open a courier to try.

13．时代不同了，男女都一样在二十年前，这是生育标准，而现在，却是择偶标准

13. The times are different. Men and women are the same. Twenty years ago, this was the standard of childbearing. Now, it is the standard of mate selection

14．每个抖腿的人，心里都有一台缝纫机。

14. Every leg shaker has a sewing machine in his heart.

15．一个学长当众抱起一个学妹，然后亲了一下脸，学妹当即怒了大喊不要脸，学长楞了下，果断亲了嘴。

15. A schoolmaster picks up a schoolgirl in public and kisses her face. The schoolgirl is angry and shouts shameless. The schoolmaster is shocked and kisses her mouth decisively.

16．有人说我丑我笑了，你是没见过我那帮朋友。

16. Someone said I was ugly and I smiled. You haven't seen my friends.

17．老爸开始玩微信了，于是乎，我冒充陌生人加了他，想忽悠忽悠老爸。今天，他开始跟我聊他有一个不争气的儿子。哎，说多了都是泪啊！

17. Dad began to play wechat, so I pretended to be a stranger and added him, trying to fool dad. Today, he began to talk to me about his disheartened son. Ah, it's tears to say more!

18．平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

18. It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. I have to wait for me to beat you to know that I am both literate and martial.

19．很多老师问我以后想成为什么样的人，我想难道我就不能保持原创吗？

19. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. Do I think I can't keep my originality?

20．所有的坏情绪无非来自考试、长胖、没对象、缺钱。

20. All the bad emotions are nothing but examinations, weight gain, no object and lack of money.