开心说说大全 开开森森的签名句子

1．如果你前男友和现男友同时掉进海里，那你愿意和我在一起吗？

1. If your ex boyfriend and present boyfriend fall into the sea at the same time, would you like to be with me?

2．早知道做人这么累，当初就不下凡了。

开开森森的签名句子

2. I knew that I was so tired, so I didn't go down to earth.

3．每天被闹钟叫醒后，我脑中就会出现两个小人打架。一个说：还早呢再睡会儿！另一个冲上去揍他：叫你TM废话！

3. After waking up by the alarm clock every day, there will be a fight between two villains in my brain. One said: it's still early. Go to sleep! Another rushed up to beat him: call you TM bullshit!

4．月考不给老师露两手，他还真以为自己教的挺好。

4. He didn't show his hand to the teacher in the monthly exam. He really thought he taught very well.

5．同桌常年帮写各种作业，5元一份，最后毕业的时候，他房也有了，车也有了。

5. The same desk helps to do all kinds of homework all the year round, 5 yuan a piece. When he finally graduated, he had his room and his car.

6．为什么你每天睡多少都不够？情商太高，为情所困。

Why don't you sleep enough every day? Emotional intelligence is too high. I'm trapped.

7．永远不要和脑残的人争论，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他一个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。

7. Never argue with a mentally disabled person, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.

8．太阳下去明天依旧爬上来，老子考砸明天还是一样的嗨。

8. If the sun goes down, I will climb up tomorrow. If I fail in the exam, I will still be the same hi.

9．考历史的时候，我莫名的有一种沉重感，因为我就要改变历史了。

9. When I was testing history, I felt a sense of heaviness, because I was about to change history.

10．只因在人群中多看了你一眼，你就叫我上黑板答题。

10. Just because I saw you more in the crowd, you asked me to answer on the blackboard.

11．我简直不敢相信，我整天好吃好喝伺候着我的那群脂肪细胞，在我在寒风中冻成狗的时候，它们一个二个就装作不懂的样子，丝毫不愿燃烧自己给我取暖，心好凉，养了一群白眼狼。

11. I can't believe that the fat cells I eat, drink and serve me all day long. When I freeze into a dog in the cold wind, one or two of them pretend they don't understand. They don't want to burn themselves to keep me warm. They have a cool heart and raise a group of white eyed wolves.

12．你不说话没人当你是哑巴，你一说话我就觉着你还不如是个哑巴。

12. If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute. As soon as you speak, I think you are better than a mute.

13．据说学会计和学医的是绝配，一个谋财，一个害命。

13. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are perfect match. One seeks wealth and the other kills.

14．我终于发现了一个问题，我哪有什么性取向啊，好看的人我都喜欢。

14. I finally found a problem. I don't have any sexual orientation. I like good-looking people.

15．觉得忘了我分手吧是世界上最残酷的三个字的人，真是太没见过世面了，你们是没听说过快起床这三字。

15. I feel like forgetting that I broke up is the most cruel three words in the world. I've never seen the world. You haven't heard the three words "get up quickly".

16．老师上课的质量，决定手机此月的流量。

16. The quality of the teacher's class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

17．为什么新闻联播后面要放他们整理东西？那是为了证明他们吹牛是打草稿的。

17. Why do they have to put things in order after the news broadcast? That's to prove that their boasting is in draft.

18．别人都是笑起来很好看，而你是看起来很好笑。

18. Everyone else laughs well, and you look funny.

19．人家谈恋爱靠长相，靠浪漫，靠烧钱，而我，靠对方眼瞎。

19. People fall in love by looks, romance and money, while I am blind by each other.