搞笑QQ说说 不顺眼的个性空间说说

1．如果你愿意一层一层剥开我的心，你会坐牢，我跟你讲。

1. If you want to strip my heart one layer at a time, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

2．你说洋葱很神奇，是蔬果中唯一能叫人流泪的，我不想否认你，但上次被榴莲砸到脚我也是哭了一天。

不顺眼的个性空间说说

2. You said that onions are magical. They are the only vegetables and fruits that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but I cried a day when I was hit by durian last time.

3．我该拿你怎么办才好，清蒸还是红烧。

3. What should I do with you? Steamed or braised.

4．居然有人嫌弃新版人民币丑，不管他变成什么样子，我都会一直爱他，我在乎的不是他的外表。我想，这就是所谓的真爱吧。

4. Some people even dislike the ugliness of the new RMB. No matter what he looks like, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

5．别人班纪律好，成绩好，体育好，我们班开心就好。

5. Other classes have good discipline, good grades and good sports. Our class is happy.

6．世界上最远的距离，不是生与死的距离。而是我站在我未来丈母娘的面前，却只能管她叫阿姨！

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but can only call her aunt!

7．你过来一下，有三个字藏在我心里很久了，你能不能滚远点！

7. You come here, there are three words hidden in my heart for a long time. Can you go away!

8．看我不顺眼，你可以选择自杀，也可以选择装瞎。

8. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

9．我好像喜欢上你了怎么说话的呢，搞的你上过我一样

9. I seem to like you. How can I talk? You've been with me

10．一和你聊天，你就哦哦哦嗯嗯嗯额额额的回复我，搞得好像我在强奸你一样。

10. As soon as I chat with you, you will reply to me as if I was raping you.

11．有时候我们怀念的不是曾经爱过，而是曾经瘦过！

11. Sometimes what we miss is not once love, but once thin!

12．昨天小明数学考了0分，小明祈求上帝再来一次，第2天小明的语文也考了0分

12. Xiao Ming got 0 in math yesterday. Xiao Ming prayed to God for another time. On the second day, Xiao Ming got 0 in Chinese

13．小黑犬，你的快递。叔叔，我叫小默

13. Little black dog, your express. Uncle, my name is Xiao Mo

14．你要记住，无论我们最后生疏成什么样子，一个红包就能回到当初。

14. You should remember that no matter how strange we are at last, a red envelope can return to the original.

15．今天坐电梯，电梯上一个人打开一包巧克力，每个人分一个，没给我，我就伸手要了一个，他愣了一会给了我一个，到了5楼，他们都下了，我才知道他们原来都认识，哎呀卧槽！我竟然伸手要了一个！

15. Today, I took the elevator. One person opened a bag of chocolates. Everyone divided one. I didn't give it to me, so I asked for one. He gave one to me for a moment. When they got to the 5th floor, they all went down. I knew that they knew each other. Oh, the sleeping trough! I asked for one!

16．你离死亡最近的一次经历14年前差点被后面那精子追上

16. The most recent experience of your death was almost caught up by the sperm behind you 14 years ago

17．蓦然回首，班主任早已站在教室门口。

17. Looking back, the head teacher was already standing at the door of the classroom.

18．小学同学都从小屁孩们变成男神女神了，而我，从小屁孩变成了大屁孩。

18. Primary school students have become gods and goddesses since childhood, while I have become big farts since childhood.

19．钱，世界上最不忠心的东西，每次都是我们一起出门，然后回家的时候就剩下我自己了。

19. Money, the most disloyal thing in the world, is that we go out together every time, and then I'm left when we go home.