恶心的空间说说 真是重口味的签名

1．男神在身后，本来想来个回眸一笑，结果笑出了鼻涕泡。

1. The God of man was behind him. He wanted to have a look back and smile, but he got a snot bubble.

2．自从我变成了狗屎，就再也没有人踩在我头上了。

真是重口味的签名

2. Since I became shit, no one has stepped on my head.

3．不要以为分手还去你空间就是留恋，我拉完屎还看一眼马桶呢。

3. Don't think it's nostalgia to break up and go to your space. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit.

4．青春就像打麻将，要么放炮，要么自摸。

4. Youth is like playing mahjong, either shooting or touching yourself.

5．我喜欢你的时候，你吃屎我都觉得你可爱；我不喜欢你的时候，你做什么我都觉得你在吃屎。

5. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; when I don't like you, I think you are eating shit when you do anything.

6．你知道历史上最厉害的抗日英雄是谁吗？正确答案：大姨妈！

6. Do you know who is the most powerful anti Japanese hero in history? Right answer: aunt!

7．我们班想排演霸王别姬，我本来想对一女生这样说的，我演霸王，你演姬，结果我口误说成：我演王八，你演姬吧。

7. Our class wanted to rehearse farewell my concubine. I wanted to say this to a girl. I acted as the concubine and you acted as the concubine. As a result, I mistakenly said: I acted as the king, you acted as the concubine.

8．我背好痒是不是要变喰种别闹了，只是你该洗澡了

8. Is my back itchy? Do you want to change it? Just take a bath

9．前天在办公室，电脑放着音乐，突然有个屁要放，就随着音乐把这个屁挤成四个，发现办公室其他人都在看着我，我原来他妈的带着耳机呢，旁边那个姐姐说了句：好好的一个屁，让你整稀碎

9. The day before yesterday in the office, the computer was playing music, and suddenly there was a fart to be played. With the music, the fart was squashed into four. I found that the other people in the office were looking at me. I used to take the headphones with me. The sister next to me said, "a good fart will break you completely."

10．带我长发及腰，蹲坑一定要撩，蹲坑如果不撩，发梢味道定骚。

10. Take me to long hair and waist. I must lift the squatting pit. If I don't lift the squatting pit, the hair will taste steady.

11．不要总是卧槽卧槽的，有本事反过来。

11. Don't always lie in the trough. Have the ability to turn it around.

12．我喜欢上了一个了六岁的小女孩，真是造孽。你把喜欢去掉才真的是造孽。

12. I fell in love with a six-year-old girl. It's really a sin. It's really sinful of you to get rid of your likes.

13．就算你是一坨屎，也会有遇到屎壳郎的一天。

13. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet a dung beetle one day.

14．中学时很多男生下课会到厕所抽烟，教导主任经常靠闻男生的手指来判断他们有没有抽。同学们就想了个办法，用一次性筷子夹着烟抽。结果有次主任正好赶上那群男生人手一双筷子有说有笑地从厕所里走出来。

14. In middle school, many boys would smoke in the toilet after class. The teaching director often judges whether the boys smoke by smelling their fingers. Students think of a way to use disposable chopsticks with cigarettes. As a result, one time the director happened to catch up with the group of boys and walked out of the toilet with chopsticks.

15．我做了个关于你的梦，我很伤心，你在吃屎，我劝你，你不听，还打我。

15. I have a dream about you. I'm very sad. You are eating shit. I advise you. If you don't listen, you still hit me.

16．走在路上突然想放屁，正好身旁有一个人在蹬摩托，便想借此机会掩盖自己的屁声，哪知道用力过猛声音过大，那摩托手以为发动着了，挂上档就要走，结果摔了一跤！

16. When walking on the road, I suddenly want to fart. There is a man riding a motorcycle beside me, so I want to take this opportunity to cover up my fart sound. I don't know how to use too much force and the sound is too loud. The motorcyclist thinks that it's starting, and he's going to leave when he's in gear, and he falls!