超长搞笑说说神回复 很长的QQ说说评论

1．又看到你在发说说了，这让我不由的为你担心：你高数完成了么？英语四六级能过么？生活规划有了么？大学是让你每天发说说么？发说说能让你以后在社会中立足么？发说说能让你顺利找到工作么？发说说能让你父母安心么？发说说能报效国家找到对象么？有没有想过，以后就靠你一个人去打拼，社会的漩涡时刻都会把你卷进去，弱肉强食的竞争是你能承受的么？不好好学习以后怎么会有一技之长，怎么会突出自己，不好好学习以后怎么回报父母，发说说能解决这些问题么？你在空间里乱发说说你父母知道吗？发说说能让你的人生一帆风顺么？残酷的社会不是你这些说说能抵抗的，惟有认真努力的去学习，丰富自己，完美自己，才能让你与众不同，才能让你有能力去五杀去团灭，懂了么？明白了么？醒悟了么？骚年不哭，回头再发一条说说来感悟

很长的QQ说说评论

1. I saw you talking about it again, which made me worry about you: have you finished your high math? Can I pass CET-4 or CET-6? Do you have a living plan? University is to let you say every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Can I help you find a job? Is it reassuring for your parents to talk? Can you tell me what you can do for your country? Have you ever thought that you will be the only one to fight in the future. The whirlpool of society will always involve you. Can you bear the competition of the jungle? How can we have a skill after not studying hard, how can we highlight ourselves, how can we repay our parents after not studying hard, can we solve these problems? Do you know what your parents are doing? Can you make your life smooth? Cruel society is not something you can resist. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself, and perfecting yourself, can you be different from others, and can you be able to kill five people and destroy the whole society. Do you understand? Do you understand? Wake up? Don't cry in the new year of Sao

2．第一次回复，好紧张啊！有没有潜规则？用不用脱啊？该怎么说啊？打多少字才显的有文采啊？我写的这么好会不会太招遥？写的这么深奥别人会不会看不懂啊？好激动啊！怎么才能装成是经常回复的样子？好紧张啊！

2. The first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Don't take it off? What should I say? How many words do you need to type? Is it too far for me to write so well? Is it so profound that others can't understand it? How excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? How nervous!

4．全部闪开，我要赞他，这是我朋友，他从小患有小儿麻痹症，10岁才会自己尿尿，15岁才能正常走路，他虽然生理有缺陷，精神也有问题，患有羊癫疯，时常抽风，但他有个伟大的志向，就是光复中国的非主流事业，你们看，他已经迈出了人生的第一步，希望各位给他投上你最宝贵的一赞，请大家帮助他！！他是个好孩子，大家不要伤害他！楼下保持队形不要乱。

4. Get out of the way. I want to praise him. This is my friend. He has polio since he was a child. He urinates when he was 10 years old. He can walk normally when he was 15 years old. Although he has physical defects, mental problems, epilepsy and frequent convulsions, he has a great ambition to restore China's non mainstream business. You see, he has taken the first step in his life, hoping that each of them will Give him your most valuable praise, please help him!! He is a good boy. Don't hurt him! Stay in line downstairs.

5．看了你的说说，我关掉电脑，起身打开冰箱，拿出一瓶农妇山泉，拿在手里走到窗前，凝视远方，外面蒙蒙的天空下着小雨，看着窗外，我的心情更忧郁了，我再也无法抑制内心的情感，打开窗子，对着窗外大声呐喊道：SB，你写的这是神马几把玩意！经典搞笑说说大全分享

5. After reading your words, I turn off the computer, get up and open the refrigerator, take out a bottle of farmer's spring, walk to the window in my hand, stare at the distance, it's raining in the misty sky outside, looking out of the window, my mood is more melancholy, I can't restrain my inner feelings any more, open the window, shout out to the window, Sb, what you wrote are god horse several things! Classic funny talk

6．工头到处找你，叫你赶紧回工地去，还有两车水泥要卸，工头说再不回去你那10天300块多工钱一分都别想拿到。还有村长来电话了，叫我转告你，隔壁村的女寡妇来你家提亲了，叫你明天赶紧结工钱回去和他把婚事给办了。隔壁张大婶也去乡里派粗所撤案了，说5年前你偷看她女儿洗澡的事情就算了，安心回村里来吧，前天我遇到她了，她向我打听你的情况，我说你过的还行，她喊我转告你，她说她一点也不恨你，孩子她会好好带的，孩子越来越像你了，她让你安心工作，她不会拖累你的，她还喊你工作的时候不要太拼命，身体要紧。你以前身体都不好。对了，她还说，孩子会叫爸爸了，听得我要哭了。你这个畜牲还有脸在这里发说说！

6. The foreman looks for you everywhere and asks you to go back to the construction site quickly. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman says that if you don't go back, you won't get more than 300 yuan in 10 days. And the village head called and asked me to tell you that the widow of the next village came to your house to propose marriage. She asked you to pay for the marriage with him tomorrow. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village to dismiss the case. She said that five years ago you had a peek at her daughter's bath. Come back to the village at ease. I met her the day before yesterday. She asked me about your situation. I said you had a good life. She called me to tell you that she didn't hate you at all. She would take the baby well. The child is more and more like you. She makes you work at ease. She won't drag you down You, she also told you not to work too hard, the body is important. You used to be in poor health. By the way, she said, the child will call dad. I'm going to cry. You beast still have the face to talk about here!

7．昨日贫道夜观天象，发现北斗七星有一颗星往南偏离了两厘米，便知施主气数已尽，今日见施主印堂发黑，眼睛发紫，胡言乱语，语无伦次，看来施主命不久矣啊！施主要想化险为夷唯有越过喜马拉雅山，登上珠穆朗玛峰向原始天尊求得一包板蓝根服下方能活命。

7. Yesterday I watched the sky at night. I found that one of the seven stars of the Big Dipper had deviated two centimeters to the south. I knew that the almsgiver's strength was exhausted. Today I saw that the almsgiver's India hall was black, his eyes were purple, and his words were incoherent. It seems that the almsgiver's life will not be long! Shi wanted to survive only by crossing the Himalayas and climbing Mount Everest to seek for a bag of blue root suits from the primitive God.

8．自己一个人照顾好自己，晚上盖好被子，早晨醒来不要猛的坐起来会头疼，不要吃凉的辣的对胃不好，过马路的时候左右看，好好吃饭，不要就穿那么点衣服，感冒了一定要吃药，不要熬太晚，睡觉时记得把手机的亮度调低些，不然有辐射，记得我在关心你，不要问我是谁，雷锋你造吗？

8. Take good care of yourself. Cover the quilt at night. Don't sit up in the morning and have a headache. Don't eat hot and cold. It's not good for your stomach. Look around when you cross the road. Eat well. Don't wear clothes like that. Take medicine when you have a cold. Don't stay too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep. Otherwise, there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you. No Who am I, Lei Feng?