搞笑霸气的女生说说 霸气侧漏的签名

1．早知道找个男朋友这么难，我就定娃娃亲了。

1. I knew it was so hard to find a boyfriend, so I decided to have a baby kiss.

2．以后一定要对男朋友好一点，毕竟他是这个世界上眼光最好的人。

搞笑霸气的女生说说

2. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

3．因为早上和被窝分手，现在被窝对我十分冰冷。

3. Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

4．这世上会有很多出人意料的事，比如，你以为我会举个例子。

4. There will be many unexpected things in the world, for example, you think I will give an example.

5．每次不想学习的时候我就照镜子，然后告诉自己，长这样一定要好好读书，不然别人会说我只是个花瓶。

5. Every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard in the long run, or others will say that I am just a vase.

6．醒是一件很容易的事，至于起床就是另外一回事了。

6. It's easy to wake up. Getting up is another matter.

7．你住的城市下雨了，很想问你有没有带伞，如果没有带，希望再下大点儿。

7. It's raining in the city where you live. I'd like to ask if you have an umbrella with you. If not, I hope it's bigger.

8．我一直以为空气是免费的，直到我买了一包薯片。

8. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

9．说起我男朋友的优点，总结起来就是五个字会挑女朋友。

9. When it comes to my boyfriend's advantages, I will choose girlfriend in five words.

10．逛商场要走时门口保安喊我：等一下，你衣服鼓鼓囊囊的装了什么？我愤怒地掀起大衣吼：是肉，是肉！我自己的！

10. When I want to walk in the mall, the security guard at the door calls out to me: wait a minute, what's your bulging clothes? I angrily raised my coat and yelled: it's meat, it's meat! My own!

11．既然喜欢了一个遥不可及的人，不如趁机多喜欢几个。

11. Since I like a distant person, I'd better take the opportunity to like more.

12．如果我小时候不那么顽皮，安安静静地做一个软妹子，也不至于现在后悔没人要。

12. If I was not so naughty when I was a child, I would be a soft girl quietly, and I would not regret that no one wanted me now.

13．以前化成灰的人都能认得出，现在化个妆就认不出了。

13. People who used to turn grey can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

14．有时候觉得自己变丑了就拿出身份证，于是发现自己多虑了。

14. Sometimes when I feel ugly, I take out my ID card, so I find that I'm worried too much.

15．天冷了，女生是时候给男朋友买围巾了，而男生也是时候给女朋友买毛衣，秋衣，大风衣，秋裤，绒裤，打底裤，筒袜，丝袜，连体袜，衬衫，毛衫，针织衫，绒鞋，皮鞋，休闲鞋，提包，挎包，单肩包，靴子，帽子，小棉袄，唇膏，手套，暖宝宝等。

15. it's cold. Girls are buying scarves for their boyfriends. Boys also buy sweaters for their girlfriends, autumn clothes, windbreaker, Long Johns, trousers, bottompants, tube socks, stockings, socks, shirts, sweaters, knitwear, velvet shoes, leather shoes, casual shoes, bags, shoulder bags, boots, hats, small cotton padded clothes, lipsticks, gloves, warm babies, etc.

16．我这人吧，你永远不要挑战我的底线，否则我又要修改底线。

16. I'm a man. You should never challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it.

17．你身上有她的香水味，一闻就知道没我的贵。

17. you have the smell of her perfume and you know that it's not as expensive as mine.

18．很羡慕你们能和你们喜欢的人在一起，不像我，周围都是喜欢我的人。

18. I envy that you can be with the people you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

19．都说边走路边玩手机不安全，吓得我开始跑着玩。

19. It's said that it's not safe to play mobile phone while walking, which makes me start to run and play.

20．可爱的圣诞公公，我不要糖，我不要巧克力，我不要新衣服，你在圣诞夜把我的男朋友放在我的大袜子里吧，注意头在外面，谢谢。

20. Lovely Father Christmas, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes, you put my boyfriend in my big socks on Christmas Eve, pay attention to the head outside, thank you.