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1．说不出你哪里好，就是想看你洗澡。

1. I can't say what's good about you. I just want to see you take a bath.

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2．他们说爱你都是想和你上床，我不一样，我客厅厨房沙发地板都可以。

2. They say they love you because they want to go to bed with you. I'm not the same. I can use the sofa floor in my living room and kitchen.

3．淫的一手好湿并不难，难的是淫一被子好湿！

3. It's not difficult for a prostitute to get wet. It's difficult for a prostitute to get wet!

4．那些生产避孕套的厂家你们别老顾着出超薄啊，出点超厚也是有市场的，价钱贵点也无所谓啊，毕竟尊严对一个男人来说更可贵！

4. Those condom manufacturers don't always care about ultra-thin. There is a market for extra thick condoms. It doesn't matter if the price is expensive. After all, dignity is more valuable for a man!

5．不要老跟我恩恩哦哦的，难道跟我聊个天也会让你高潮。

5. Don't talk to me all the time. Can talking to me make you climax.

6．土豆丝是把土豆切成丝，萝卜丝是把萝卜切成丝，黄瓜丝是把黄瓜切成丝，谁能告诉我，屌丝是怎么做成的？

6. Shredded potatoes, shredded carrots and shredded cucumbers. Who can tell me how the loser is made?

7．最美好的兩件事是睡觉和你，简称睡你。

7. The two best things are sleeping and you.

8．我退化了，到现在我还不会游泳，要知道在我出生之前，我绝对是游的最快的那个。

8. I have degenerated. I can't swim until now. Before I was born, I was definitely the fastest one.

9．强吻女生的两种结果：第一种啪，第二种啪啪啪。

9. There are two results of kissing girls: the first one is slap, and the second one is slap.

10．突然发现，任何一个女孩的名字后，如果缀上。rmvb或者。AVI的后缀，那该是多么的诱惑！

10. Suddenly found that any girl's name after affixing. Rmvb or. Avi suffix, that should be how tempting!

11．我能摸摸你的校徽吗？你竟然把袭胸说得这么清新脱俗

11. Can I touch your school badge? You're so fresh and refined

12．那天你握住那东西上下摇晃，叫你轻些别太激烈了，你就是不听，结果喷得我身上粘粘的湿湿的早就跟你说开香槟会喷吧！

12. That day, you shook it up and down and asked you to be light and not too fierce. You just wouldn't listen. As a result, I was so sticky and wet that I told you that I would spray when I opened champagne!

13．日久不一定会生情，但一定会生孩子。

13. Love may not be born for a long time, but children will be born.

14．你们女生大热天的还戴胸罩，不热吗？神回复：我们不戴胸罩你们会热。

14. Do you girls still wear bras on hot days? God reply: you will be hot if we don't wear bras.

15．昨天姐在逛空间上，看见了一女同学发表了一句说说：眼泪留下来会怎样。姐忽然奇思妙想的评了句：胸大滴胸上，胸小滴脚上。不想那人回我：你的脚还好吗？

15. Yesterday, my sister saw a female classmate in the shopping space and said, "how will tears stay?". Sister suddenly thought of the comment: chest big drop chest, chest small drop feet. Don't want the man back to me: how are your feet?

16．如果你不能给你的女人穿上嫁衣，那么千万别停下你解开她衣扣的手！

16. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand to unbutton her!