关于天冷的搞笑说说 形容天气冷的幽默句子

1．天冷了，如果你不能给我个拥抱，那就给我买个外套。

1. It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2．记得那是一个寒风刺骨的冬天，早上不想上课，让室友帮忙请假，随便找个理由。很快，我中暑的消息传遍了整个校园。

关于天冷的搞笑说说

2. I remember that it was a cold winter. I didn't want to have class in the morning. I asked my roommate to ask for leave and find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

3．冬天最流氓了，总是喜欢对我冻手冻脚。

3. The most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

4．有一种思念叫望穿秋水，有一种寒冷叫忘穿秋裤。

4. There is a kind of missing called looking forward to autumn, and a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn pants.

5．为什么越靠北方地区的人性格越直接？天寒地冻的，谁有时间跟你磨叽？

5. Why do people who depend more on the north have more direct personalities? It's freezing. Who has time to grind with you?

6．有一种冷不是你觉得冷，而是你妈觉得你冷。

6. There is a kind of cold that your mother thinks you are cold instead of you.

7．世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死的距离，而是冬天被窝里和被窝外的温度差。

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the quilt in winter.

8．孤男寡女的时候，女生说好冷其实是一种耍流氓的行为。

8. When a girl is alone, she says that being cold is actually a kind of hooligan behavior.

9．这个天气，冷得连放个屁都能用来烘手了。

9. It's so cold that even a fart can be used to dry hands.

10．我曾在38度的高温下扬言，我宁可冻死也不愿热成狗，直到今天我被冻成狗，我才明白太美的承诺因为太年轻。

10. I once threatened under the high temperature of 38C that I would rather freeze to death than heat to become a dog. Until today when I was frozen to become a dog, I understood the promise of too beautiful because it was too young.

11．冷就一个字，我只说一次，我知道你会用鼻涕代替。

11. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will replace it with a runny nose.

12．别对我说天冷了，照顾好自己，穿多点衣服之类的话，要么就照顾我，要么就拿钱给我买衣服。

12. Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and wear more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

13．别问我为什么考不好，因为天气太冷，导致神志不清了。

13. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's too cold, which leads to confusion.

14．夏天的时候想裸奔，冬天的时候穿多少衣服都像是在裸奔。

14. In summer, I want to run naked. How many clothes I wear in winter are like running naked.

15．天冷了，最想去的地方除了被窝，还有你的怀里。

15. It's cold. The place you want to go most is not only the quilt, but also your arms.

16．天冷了，每当我赖在床上不想起床的时候，我就想起仓老师的教诲：除非你能在床上挣钱，否则就别赖在床上。

16. It's cold. Whenever I don't want to get up in bed, I think of teacher Cang's instruction: don't stay in bed unless you can earn money in bed.

17．天冷了，晚上睡觉冻醒了别忘了给舍友掀一下被子。

17. It's cold. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up in the cold.

18．又到了脱衣服靠勇气，洗衣服靠毅力，起床靠爆发力的时候了。

18. It's time to take off clothes by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosive force.