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1．屌丝和高富帅强吻女神的后果，前者是啪！后者是啪啪啪。

1. The consequence of loser and Gao fushai kissing goddess, the former is pa! The latter is the latter.

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2．谁家闺女借我用用，明年还你一大一小。

2. Whose daughter lends it to me and pays it back to you next year.

3．长这么大，没怕过警察，没怕过流氓，没怕过爹娘，唯一怕的就是我媳妇！

3. I have never been afraid of the police, rogues, parents, and my daughter-in-law!

4．姑娘，别傻了，世界上最爱你的男人已经娶了你妈了。

4. Girl, don't be silly. The man who loves you the most in the world has married your mother.

5．老师说，同学们，不要早恋，你们现在谈的，以后都是别人的老婆，我一听，卧槽，别人的老婆，想想就刺激。

5. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be the wives of others. When I listen to it, I'll lie in the slot and the wives of others, and it's exciting to think about it.

6．前世五百次的回眸，却换来今生的一句流氓！

6. Looking back 500 times in the past life, but in exchange for a rogue in this life!

7．一个好的女朋友能给你电脑省20G的空间；一个好的男朋友能帮你省200颗南孚电池。

7. A good girlfriend can save 20g of space for your computer; a good boyfriend can save 200 Nanfu batteries for you.

8．梦里梦见的人，醒来就该去睡了他。

8. The dreamer should go to sleep when he wakes up.

9．一切不以结婚为目的的恋爱都是在玩别人的老婆。

9. All love not for marriage is playing with other people's wives.

10．姑娘们以后跟老公吵架，回娘家。学聪明点，带什么存折、衣服，都弱爆了。听好了带：空调遥控、电视机遥控、他的驾照、身份证、车钥匙、变更电脑和WiFi密码，然后就安心回娘家！小样儿的，我就不信他不知道自己错哪了。

10. The girls quarrel with their husbands and go back to their parents' home. Learn to be smart. It's weak to bring any passbook or clothes. Listen to the tape: air conditioning remote control, TV remote control, his driver's license, ID card, car key, change computer and WiFi password, and then go back home safely! I don't believe that he doesn't know where he is wrong.

11．在路上看见自己喜欢的人，立刻就启动装逼模式。

11. When you see the person you like on the road, start loading mode immediately.

12．老婆：老公拿钱，我要跟小丽去逛街。我：20行吗？老婆：行。我拿出钱包，抽出20，默默地把钱包递给了老婆

Wife: my husband takes the money. I'm going shopping with Xiao Li. Me: 20 OK? Wife: OK. I took out my wallet, took out 20, and silently handed it to my wife

13．我对床上用品的要求很高，你是我最满意的。

13. I have a high demand for bedding. You are my most satisfied.

14．丈母娘你的快递太慢了，你把我老婆邮寄到哪里去了？

14. Mother in law, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

15．网上说，世界上所有的事情都可以用两句话归纳：关你屁事和关我屁事。我觉得很经典，回去后我和老婆说了，让她帮我试验！结果她说了一句：我怀孕了我：关你。。。关我。。。艹，算你狠！！！

15. On the Internet, everything in the world can be summed up in two words: it's none of your business and none of mine. I think it's classic. After I went back, I told my wife to help me test! As a result, she said, "I'm pregnant. I'll shut you down."... Shut me up... Shit, you are cruel!!!

16．当我说我喜欢你的时候，你会不会一把搂住我说：靠，不早说！

16. When I say that I like you, will you hug me and say: shit, don't say early!

17．谈恋爱多没意思，有本事咱俩玩结婚。说说控爱情说说分享

17. It's boring to fall in love. We can play and get married. Talk about controlling love, talk about sharing

18．你愿意做我的太阳吗我愿意！那么请与我保持92955886。7公里。

18. Would you like to be my sun! Then please keep 92955886 with me. 7 km.

19．现在摆在你面前的只有两个选择，要么你从了我，要么我从了你。

19. Now there are only two choices for you, either you follow me or I follow you.

20．问：是媳妇重要还是游戏重要？答：当然是媳妇重要，所以我只敢打游戏，不敢打媳妇。

20. Is it the daughter-in-law or the game? A: of course, it's the daughter-in-law who is important, so I only dare to play games, not to fight my daughter-in-law.