关于秋裤的搞笑句子 忘穿秋裤的搞笑段子

1．问君能有几多愁，恰似没穿秋裤遇寒流。

1. How worried can you be? It seems that you don't wear autumn pants and encounter cold current.

关于秋裤的搞笑句子

2．据说，穿秋裤的原因只有两个，一是你觉得冷了，二是你妈觉得你冷了。

2. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing autumn pants. One is that you feel cold, and the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

3．严重怀疑月老把我的红绳拿去织秋裤了。

3. It's seriously suspected that Yuelao took my red rope to weave autumn pants.

4．你在北方的雾霾里迷失归途，我在南方的阴雨里忘穿秋裤。

4. You are lost in the haze in the north, and I forget to wear autumn pants in the rain in the south.

5．天气越来越冷了，年底又快到了，我想问一下朋友们，还有谁要结婚，还有谁孩子要生了，还有谁要喜迁新居，还有谁要过生日，需要我随礼的吗？如果没有，这个月发工资我想去买条秋裤！

5. The weather is getting colder and colder, and the end of the year is coming. I want to ask my friends, who is going to get married, who is going to have a baby, who is going to move to a new house, and who is going to have a birthday. Do I need to be present? If not, I'd like to buy a pair of autumn pants this month!

6．有种思念叫望穿秋水，有种寒冷叫忘穿秋裤。

6. There is a kind of missing called looking forward to the autumn, there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn pants.

7．穿别人的秋裤，让别人无秋裤可穿。

7. Wear other people's autumn pants, so that other people have no autumn pants to wear.

8．秋衣角扎秋裤里，秋裤角扎袜子里，是对冬天最基本的尊重。

8. The most basic respect for winter is to tie autumn pants at the corner of autumn clothes and socks at the corner of autumn pants.

9．问君能有几多愁，恰似一条秋裤人人有。

9. How much worry can you have? It's like everyone has a pair of autumn pants.

10．我相信总有一天，你会等到一个让你安心的人，是秋裤扎在袜子里的那种安心。

10. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone to reassure you. It's the kind of reassurance that pants are tied in socks.

11．天若有情天亦老，秋裤还是穿的好。

11. If you are in love, you are also old. It's better to wear autumn pants.

12．有一种冷叫你妈觉得你冷，有一种冷叫你妈叫你穿秋裤。

12. There's a kind of cold that makes your mother think you're cold. There's a kind of cold that makes your mother ask you to wear autumn pants.

13．万水千山总是情，没穿秋裤就不行。

13. It's always love. You can't live without autumn pants.

14．我以为我们之间擦出的火花是爱情，没想到，是秋裤。

14. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it was autumn pants.

15．曾经，有一条秋裤摆在我面前，我没有珍惜，到现在我才后悔莫及，如果上天再给我一条秋裤的机会，我会穿上他，如果非要加上一个期限的话，我希望是一个冬天！

15. Once upon a time, there was a pair of autumn pants in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Until now, I regret. If God gave me another chance to wear them, I would wear them. If I had to add a deadline, I hope it would be a winter!

16．这世上只有两种人：穿秋裤的和不穿秋裤的。

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who wear autumn pants and those who do not.

17．世界上最遥远的距离不是生和死，而是拿着一条秋裤却不能穿。

17. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but with a pair of autumn pants that can't be worn.

18．你穿，或者不穿，秋裤就在那里，不肥不瘦。

18. If you wear them or not, they are there, not fat or thin.

19．众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人却在，床头穿秋裤。

19. The crowd looked for him. Looking back, the man was there, wearing autumn pants at the head of the bed.

20．你知道你为什么没对象么？因为在这个丝袜横生的季节，你却穿了条秋裤。

20. Do you know why you don't have a partner? Because in this season of stockings, you wear a pair of autumn pants.