好玩的QQ空间说说 让你忍俊不禁的句子

1．我有一颗早起的心，可我的被子和床不同意。

1. I have an early heart, but my quilt and bed disagree.

2．很羡慕你们能和你们喜欢的人在一起，不像我，周围都是喜欢我的人。

 让你忍俊不禁的句子

2. I envy that you can be with the people you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

3．浏览器真的很爱计较自己是不是默认浏览器。

3. Browsers really care about whether they are the default browsers.

4．你现在不珍惜我！我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下一个村等你。

4. You don't cherish me now! I'll tell you, after this village, I'll wait for you in the next village.

5．1998年马化腾开qq，让你注册，你不注册。现在一个5位数的qq几万。2003年马云说开淘宝店不要钱，让你开店，你不开。10年间淘宝造就了无数个亿万富翁。2009年曹国伟开微博，让你开通，你不开通。如今一个微博搞笑排行榜一年净赚1500万。现在我让你爱我一下你不爱，后果自己想。

5. In 1998, Ma Huateng opened QQ to let you register. You do not register. Now a five digit QQ is tens of thousands. In 2003, Ma Yun said that opening Taobao store doesn't need money. He asked you to open a store, but you can't. Taobao has made countless billionaires in 10 years. In 2009, Cao Guowei opened Weibo, allowing you to open it, but not you. Now a microblog funny list makes a net profit of 15 million a year. Now I let you love me for a while. If you don't love me, you will think about the consequences.

6．你挺喜欢我，那是你不了解我，你要是了解我，你会爱死我的。

6. You like me. You don't know me. If you know me, you will love me to death.

7．我没去过你的城市，但我刷过你那儿的题。

7. I haven't been to your city, but I did brush your questions.

8．我终于发现了一个问题，我哪有什么性取向啊，好看的人我都喜欢。

8. I finally found a problem. I don't have any sexual orientation. I like good-looking people.

9．你说的每一句操我都默默在心里为你铺好了床。

9. I made a bed for you in my heart.

10．和男朋友吵架，别急着去责怪他，而是先反省反省自己，如果真是自己错了，再好好想想怎么推卸给他。

10. Don't rush to blame him for quarreling with his boyfriend. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to blame him.

11．我减肥的时候你一定要来，因为看见你就没有食欲。

11. You must come when I lose weight, because you have no appetite when I see you.

12．姑娘们，别轻易说自己是吃货了。长得好看的才叫吃货，长得丑的只能叫饭桶。

12. Girls, don't say you are a foodie. A good-looking man is a foodie. A ugly man is a bucket.

13．明明长得很让人放心，却还老是被家长怀疑早恋。

13. Mingming looks very reassuring, but he is always suspected of early love by his parents.

14．年轻人别总宅在家，要多出去走走，一天下来，你会发现，还是打游戏有意思。

14. Young people don't stay at home all the time. They should go out more often. After a day, you will find it interesting to play games.

15．喜欢你的心事都憋着，怪不得肚子小不下去。

15. I like your worries. No wonder I can't keep my stomach down.

16．一个三岁小男孩拉着一个三岁小女孩的手说：我爱你。小女孩说：你能为我的未来负责吗？小男孩说：当然能，我们都不是一两岁的人了！

16. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said: I love you. The little girl said: can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: of course, we are not one or two years old!

17．我今天终于要结束和他20多的情了，翻滚吧作业君，我终于把你做完了。

17. Today, I finally want to end my love with him for more than 20 years. Turn over your homework and I've finished you.

18．后来颜值高了，谁都看不上，所以单身到现在。

18. Later, the beauty value was high, no one could see it, so I am single till now.

19．室友问我：如果你喜欢的人醉倒在你床上，你会选怎么做：A守护在她身边；B帮她盖好被子；C轻轻的吻她一下；D把她XXOO。我选的是D，室友告诉我答对了。这时另一个室友慢悠悠来了句：CDBA。尼玛，彻底凌乱了！

19. My roommate asked me: if the person you like is drunk in your bed, what would you do: a guard her; B help her cover the quilt; C kiss her gently; D xxoo her. I chose D. my roommate told me that I was right. At this time, another roommate came slowly and said: CDBA. Nima, it's a total mess!

20．在学校犯错老师让把家长来，我说家长不在舅舅可以吗？老师说行。第二天，我背上三岁的小舅踏上了不归路。

20. When making mistakes at school, the teacher asked the parents to come. Can I say that the parents are not in the uncle? The teacher said yes. The next day, on my back, my three-year-old uncle set foot on the road of no return.