说自己帅的搞笑说说 夸自己很帅的搞笑句子

1．只恨自己太倔强，明明可以靠脸吃饭，却偏偏要靠才华。

1. I only hate that I am too stubborn. I can eat by my face, but I only rely on my talent.

说自己帅的搞笑说说

2．别人夸我太帅气，我夸别人好眼力。

2. Others praise me for being too handsome. I praise others for their good eyesight.

3．你们一定要好好读书，不要像我一样，靠着一张帅气的脸混吃混喝。

3. You must study hard, don't be like me, relying on a handsome face to eat and drink.

4．从今以后保持低调和神秘，对自己的英俊与帅气只字不提。

4. Keep a low profile and mysterious from now on, and don't say anything about your handsome and handsome.

5．今天公交车上说请勿携带易燃易爆物品，我听了果断下了车，因为我帅气到爆。

5. Today, the bus said don't carry inflammable and explosive materials. I got off the bus decisively because I was handsome enough to explode.

6．像我这种帅气的人，你们除了惯着也只能惯着。

6. Handsome people like me, you can only get used to them besides being used to them.

7．一直承受着这个年纪不该有的帅气，好累。

7. I've been bearing the handsome and tired that I shouldn't have at this age.

8．羡慕有故事的人，不像我，活了这么久，一个帅字就贯穿了一生。

8. Envy people who have stories, unlike me, who have lived so long, a handsome character runs through their life.

9．为什么我没有一个帅气到炸的同桌，而我同桌却有。

9. Why don't I have a handsome to fried deskmate, but I have one.

10．好烦呐！为什么别人只看见了我帅气的脸，却不知道那背后，我还有个聪明的脑子。

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but do not know that behind, I have a smart brain.

11．真羡慕你们，这么小就认识了才华出众帅气逼人的我。

11. I really envy you. I've known a talented and handsome person since I was so young.

12．考试成绩可以拉开我们的距离，但是永远改变不了我比你帅的事实。

12. Test results can open our distance, but they can never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13．我拥有着这个年龄不该有的帅气和机智。最经典空间说说大全

13. I have the handsome and witty that this age shouldn't have. The most classic space

14．这辈子最大最大的遗憾，就是无法亲到自己这张帅气的脸。

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15．那个时候我没有什么才华，就单凭长得帅，所以那个时候，喜欢我的人还挺肤浅的，所以现在呢，我就喜欢肤浅的人。

15. I didn't have much talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so at that time, people who like me were superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16．不行，我要努力学习，不想被别人说我靠帅气生存。

16. No, I will study hard and don't want to be told that I live by handsome.

17．想跟身边的朋友说声对不起，这些年我的帅气给你们添了不少麻烦。

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My handsome appearance has caused you a lot of trouble these years.

18．我窝在你们列表，不说话都散发着帅气。

18. I'm in your list. I'm handsome when I don't speak.

19．侧身睡的话，天花板会不会因为见不到我帅气的脸而气塌。

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face.

20．每次你凶我的时候，我都觉得你有病，面对这么帅气的我，你居然还能发脾气。

20. Every time you attack me, I think you are ill. In the face of such a handsome me, you can still lose your temper.