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搞笑扣扣说说 让你忍俊不禁的签名

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1.我除了睡觉时间不想睡,其他时间都想睡觉。

1. I don't want to sleep except when I go to bed.

让你忍俊不禁的签名

2.如果你的前男友跟现男友同时掉进河里,那么,你会做我女朋友吗?

2. If your ex boyfriend and your present boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

3.让我住进你心里,或者你的被窝里。

3. Let me live in your heart or your quilt.

4.凭一张照片就说喜欢,次奥,你以为是在逛淘宝呢。

4. I like it with a picture. You think it's Taobao.

5.作为一部手机,我养你容易吗?每月给你那么多零花钱,还天天陪着你玩,别人发个红包你自己都不会抢,非让我戳着你脑袋你才动一动,丢不丢手机的脸?你说!!!

5. Is it easy for me to support you as a mobile phone? Give you so much pocket money every month, still accompany you to play every day, others send a red envelope you won't rob yourself, only let me poke your head you move a move, lose the face of not losing your cell phone? You say?

6.如果美丽是一种罪,那我已经犯下了滔天大罪。

6. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a terrible crime.

7.仅凭聊天内容就爱上一个人是如此幼稚可笑,成熟睿智的人都知道还要翻翻相册。

7. It's so childish and ridiculous to fall in love with a person just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that they need to turn over the album.

8.看一部韩剧,就换一个老公。

8. Watch a Korean drama and change to a husband.

9.有的人总说我脾气不好,真是搞笑,像我这么好看的人,要是脾气再好,那还得了。

9. Some people always say that I have a bad temper. It's funny. A good-looking person like me, if I have a good temper, I can still get it.

10.我妈问我怎么不收拾收拾房间,笑话,我可是乱室佳人。

10. My mother asked me why I didn't clean up my room. I'm a mess girl.

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11.和同桌吵架上课时突然收到同桌发的短信:对不起。很感动刚要回复他短信,同桌大喊一声:老师他玩手机!

11. When quarreling with the same table in class, I suddenly received a text message from the same table: sorry. Very moved just to reply to his message, the same table shouted: teacher he plays mobile!

12.我有各种口味的辣条,你要是想跟我做朋友现在还来得及。

12. I have all kinds of spicy bars. If you want to be my friend, it's too late.

13.一个人怕孤独,两个人怕怀孕。

13. One is afraid of loneliness, two are afraid of pregnancy.

14.那些晒老公给了大红包的,我就想问问,你是咋管的家?你老公手里咋有那么多钱呢?

14. Those sun drying husbands give big red envelopes, I just want to ask, how do you manage your home? Why does your husband have so much money?

15.好不容易熬过冬天,却差点冻死在这春天。

15. It's hard to survive the winter, but it almost died in this spring.

16.开学前为啥要下雨?答:1.揭示了故事发生的背景;2.渲染了凄凉忧桑的气氛;3.暗示了人物悲惨的命运,烘托出主人公忧郁悲伤的心情;4.描绘出了凄凉的社会背景;5.为接下来苦逼学生党的苦逼生活埋伏笔;6.与失去的美好寒假形成鲜明对比。

16. Why does it rain before school starts? A: 1. It reveals the background of the story; 2. It exaggerates the desolate and sorrowful atmosphere; 3. It implies the tragic fate of the characters, and sets off the melancholy and sad mood of the protagonist; 4. It depicts the desolate social background; 5. It ambushes the bitter life of the student party next; 6. It forms a sharp contrast with the beautiful winter vacation lost.

17.我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种,静态就是睡觉,动态就是翻身。

17. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.

18.上课睡觉觉,下课打闹闹,考试死翘翘。

18. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and pass the exam.

19.男生会什么技能能让女生眼前一亮电焊!别说眼前一亮,亮瞎都可以

19. What skills can boys use to make girls have a bright welding in front of their eyes! Don't say you can be blind or bright

20.学霸就了不起啊?哥是学渣咋啦,告你,哥照样儿比学霸混得牛哇!瞅瞅,昔日的学霸班长这会儿不就乖乖候在门外一动不敢动等哥发话么!哥都不带瞅他的,毫不客气发话了不好意思,本小区不许外来车辆进入!

20. Is learning bully great? What's wrong with learning dregs? I'll tell you, I'm still better than learning bully! Look, the former monitor of Xueba is waiting outside the door now, dare not move and wait for elder brother to speak! Brother didn't take a look at him. I'm sorry to say you're not welcome. Foreign vehicles are not allowed to enter this community!

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