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经典个性搞笑说说 2020最酷炫的签名

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1.有些人出现在你的生命里,就是为了告诉你,你真好骗!

1. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are so deceiving!

2020最酷炫的签名

2.我警告你们别触碰我的底线,不然我又得换底线了。

2. I warn you not to touch my bottom line, or I have to change it again.

3.别人赖床是因为有钱,想睡多晚,就睡多晚。我赖床是因为没钱,能省一顿,是一顿。

3. Other people stay in bed because they have money. They sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I don't have money. I can save a meal. It's a meal.

4.女追男隔层纱是什么鬼道理,明明是隔了片撒哈拉沙漠。

4. What's the ghost principle of women chasing men's screen? It's clear that it's separated from the Sahara desert.

5.晚上十二点后睡觉等于慢性自杀,不吃早餐等于慢性自杀,经常烧烤等于慢性自杀,手机24小时开机等于慢性自杀,长期呆室内等于慢性自杀,过多抱怨等于慢性自杀,缺乏锻炼等于慢性自杀,突然发现我一天啥都没干,光TM自杀了!

5. Going to bed after 12 o'clock in the evening is equal to chronic suicide, not eating breakfast is equal to chronic suicide, regular barbecue is equal to chronic suicide, 24-hour mobile phone startup is equal to chronic suicide, long-term stay indoors is equal to chronic suicide, too many complaints is equal to chronic suicide, lack of exercise is equal to chronic suicide, suddenly I found that I did nothing in a day, just TM suicide!

6.你走了真好,不然总要担心你要留下来吃饭。

6. It's nice of you to leave, or you will always worry about staying for dinner.

7.如果你女朋友经常不回你消息,该怎么办?我建议你换我,我回得快。

7. What should you do if your girlfriend often doesn't return your news? I suggest you change me. I'll be back soon.

8.很开心,碰到一道数学难题,我通过自己的不懈努力和求知精神,终于在网上查到了正确答案。

8. I'm very happy to meet a mathematical problem. Through my unremitting efforts and knowledge-seeking spirit, I finally found the correct answer on the Internet.

9.地铁上说请勿携带易燃易爆品,我果断下了车,因为我萌爆了。

9. The subway said don't carry inflammable and explosive materials. I got off the train decisively because I burst.

经典个性搞笑说说

10.一哥们给一妹纸解决了个不小的麻烦,那妹纸就对哥们说她要以身相许,哥们语重心长地对她说:长得漂亮才叫以身相许,你这叫恩将仇报!

10. A friend solves a big problem for a younger sister paper. The younger sister paper says to her friend that she wants to make a promise by her own example. The elder brother says to her with great care: only when she is beautiful can she make a promise by her own example. You call it revenge for kindness!

11.或许是你太可爱,或许是我太喜欢,反正我想睡你。

11. Maybe you are too cute, maybe I like you too much. Anyway, I want to sleep with you.

12.星巴克是一家以咖啡店为主题的照相馆,肯德基麦当劳是以快餐店为主题的公共厕所,学校是一所以学习为主题的婚姻介绍所。

12. Starbucks is a photo studio with the theme of coffee shop. KFC McDonald's is a public toilet with the theme of fast food restaurant. The school is a marriage agency with the theme of learning.

13.在乎你的人,再忙都会回你的信息。不在乎你的人,坟头里信号都不太好!

13. People who care about you will return your information no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you, the signals in the grave are not very good!

14.睫毛的作用应该是防止东西进入到你的眼睛的,但当我感觉我眼睛不舒服的时候,大多数都是因为睫毛进到了我的眼睛里。

14. The function of eyelashes should be to prevent things from entering your eyes, but when I feel my eyes are uncomfortable, most of them are because they enter my eyes.

15.原谅那些目中无人的可怜人吧,毕竟他们的眼已经瞎了!QQ个性说说大全

15. Forgive those poor people who are arrogant. After all, they are blind! QQ personality

16.刚才听见门外有两个小学生在说:快了!快了!95%了!于是我默默地把wifi关了。真是快乐的一天!

16. Just now I heard two pupils outside the door saying: hurry! soon! 95%! So I shut down WiFi in silence. What a happy day!

17.别人追你不一定证明你漂亮,而是可能看你那骚样就知道你好泡!

17. Other people's pursuit of you doesn't necessarily prove that you are beautiful, but they may know that you are a bubble just by looking at your coquettish appearance!

18.班长喜欢上了一个女孩,每天他都会在班级里大喊她的名字,甚至有时写作业时也会不经意间喊出她的名字,可惜那个女孩从未答应过班长,甚至都没有出现过,她有一个美丽的名字静静。

18. The monitor likes a girl. Every day, he yells her name in the class. Even when he does his homework, he even inadvertently yells her name. Unfortunately, the girl never promised to the monitor, or even did not appear. She has a beautiful name quietly.

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