关于自恋的搞笑说说 超级自恋的空间说说

1．如果美丽是一种罪，那我已经犯下了滔天大罪。

1. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a terrible crime.

超级自恋的空间说说

2．这么大的风，都不方便出去了，我那么可爱，如果不小心吹到别人怀里，别人是不会还的。

2. It's inconvenient to go out in such a big wind. I'm so lovely. If I don't blow it into someone's arms, they won't pay it back.

3．有人说我长得帅，我笑了，因为我笑起来更帅。

3. Some people say that I am handsome, I smile, because I smile more handsome.

4．那种说话超级搞笑，脾气特别好，体贴温柔的人真的无可挑剔，比如我。

4. The people who are super funny, good tempered and considerate are really impeccable, such as me.

5．我可以用键盘摁死你，也可以用美貌让你无地自容。

5. I can press you to death with the keyboard, or I can make you feel embarrassed with the beauty.

6．最近总有人说我很可爱，我想了一晚上没想通，究竟是谁走漏了风声。

6. Recently, some people always say that I'm cute. I haven't figured out for a whole night. Who has leaked the news.

7．有人问在我家乡排名第一的美景是什么？我回答：是我。

7. Someone asked me what is the most beautiful scenery in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

8．你们扪心自问，如果你们是别人，会愿意和自己搞对象吗？想都不敢想，哪有这种福气！

8. Ask yourself, if you are someone else, will you be willing to make a partner with yourself? I can't even think about it. It's such a blessing!

9．靠近我之前你要想清楚了，除了帅我可什么都没有。

9. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly. I have nothing but handsome.

10．人总是在不经意间被讨厌，不像我，总是在不经意间被喜欢。

10. People are always hated inadvertently. Unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

11．长得漂亮有什么了不起，别人总是这样对我说。

11. What's great about being beautiful? People always say that to me.

12．我只是想做个安静的美少女，可我这惊艳的长相果然无法安静。

12. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance can't be quiet.

13．小的时候老师要我解释词语：帅哥？我很疑惑，突然，同桌拿了一面镜子在我面前，我才恍然大悟！

13. When I was a child, the teacher asked me to explain the words: handsome? I am very confused, suddenly, the same table took a mirror in front of me, I suddenly realized!

14．凭什么我没有一个美得惊世骇俗的同桌，而我同桌却有。

14. Why don't I have a wonderful deskmate, but I have one.

15．世界上有两种人最让人着迷：一种是我这样的，一种是像我这样的。

15. There are two kinds of people in the world that are most fascinating: one is like me, the other is like me.

16．见到我以后你会突然发现原来，帅也可以这样具体呀！

16. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out that Shuai can be so specific!

17．我们之间没有缘分，全靠我颜值死撑。

17. There's no predestination between us. It's all up to my beauty.

18．每次我一个人走夜路都好害怕，天这么黑，我这么美，真怕别人看不见啊。

18. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.