最特别的一些搞笑心情句子

1．为什么世界上不劳而获的人那么多，偏偏少了我一个。

1. Why there are so many people in the world who get something for nothing, but I am one less.

一些搞笑心情句子

2．上数学课感悟，眼一闭一睁，黑板就满了。

2. In math class, the blackboard is full as soon as you close your eyes and open your eyes.

3．从前书信很远，马车很慢，一生只够爱一个人，但可以纳很多妾。

3. Once upon a time, letters were so far away, carriages were so slow that I could only love one person in my life, but I could take many concubines.

4．虽然早睡早起身体好，但是晚睡晚起我心情好啊。

4. Although it's good to go to bed early and get up early, I'm in a good mood.

5．如果你一个人觉得孤单，就把电灯关掉，电视打开，放一部鬼片，你就会觉得，门外有人，厕所里有人，床底下也有人。

5. If you feel alone, turn off the lights, turn on the TV and put a ghost movie on. You will feel that there are people outside the door, in the toilet and under the bed.

6．今天老师说我是班里的搅屎棍，那么我同学是什么？

6. Today, the teacher said that I am the scum stick in my class. What are my classmates?

7．老子爱你哒时候你吃屎都觉得你可爱，不爱你的时候你吃饭都感觉在吃屎。

7. When I love you, when you eat shit, I think you are cute. When I don't love you, you eat shit.

8．每当老师提问，我都会低头装捡东西，坚持了多年。

8. Whenever the teacher asked me a question, I would lower my head to pick up things and persist for many years.

9．风太大不敢带你出门，不然别人都刮跑了，就你没动多丢人。

9. The wind is too strong to take you out of the house. Otherwise, if everyone else blows away, you will be ashamed of not moving.

10．如果三年前我不拿错我妹妹的包，也许我现在还是个不良少年。那天我们洪兴帮跟隔壁班约架，到地方了，兄弟们纷纷拿出刀，剑，棍。当我从包里拿出巴拉拉小魔仙的魔法棒出来时，我觉得我这个老大当不下去了。

10. If I didn't take my sister's bag by mistake three years ago, maybe I'm still a bad teenager. That day, our Hong Xing Gang made an appointment with the next class. When we got to the place, the brothers took out their swords, swords and sticks. When I took out the magic wand from my bag, I felt that I could not be the eldest.

11．我觉得自己一无所有瞎说什么呢，你不是有病么

11. I feel like I have nothing to say. Aren't you sick

12．月考时的眼睛：（_）（_）（_）（_）老师来了：（_）

12. Eyes in the monthly exam: （_） （_） （_） Here comes the teacher: ()

13．所有选择长在胸上而不是脸上的肉，都是懂事的肉！

13. All the meat that grows on the breast instead of the face is the meat that knows!

14．我对象很好，象对我也很好，而且我对马、兔子、狗都很好。

14. My object is very good, like to me, and I'm very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

15．一天晚上小明躺在柔软的草地上，一颗流星划破天空，小明见状连忙许愿让我成为全宇宙最帅的人吧！结果奇迹发生了，流星又回去了。

15. One night Xiaoming was lying on the soft grass, a meteor cut through the sky. Xiaoming hurriedly made a wish to make me the most handsome person in the whole universe! As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor returned.

16．天气预报：近期撩妹高手正横空出世，请广大少女注意。

16. Weather forecast: Recently, the master of flirting is coming out. Please pay attention to her.

17．这种事我得和我对象商量你不是没有对象吗？所以没得商量

17. I have to discuss this with my partner. Don't you have no partner? So it's not negotiable

18．真爱就是明明觉得对方是猪，还担心被别人抢走。

18. True love is to think that the other party is a pig and worry about being robbed by others.

19．那些管王思聪叫老公的女人们你们够了，你们有什么资格当我妈。

19. You have enough women who call Wang Sicong husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother.

20．昨晚买快餐回家，看到一大爷拖着根绳子进了电梯我愣了，心说这大爷咋这么神神秘秘的呢？不会遇到什么灵异事件了吧？结果大爷猛地回来看了看，来了一句：妈呀，我的狗呢？

20. Last night, when I bought fast food and went home, I was shocked to see a man dragging a rope into the elevator. I said to myself, why is this man so mysterious? I don't think we're going to have any supernatural events? As a result, he came back to have a look and said, "Mommy, where's my dog?