2020最搞怪的句子又来了 诙谐幽默的说说

1．成绩排名这东西，你丑你先排，我帅我随意。

1. Rank the results. You are ugly first. I am handsome and I am free.

2020最搞怪的句子又来了

2．吃货一般都比较善良，因为每天都只想着吃，没有时间去算计别人。

2. Generally, it's kind to eat, because every day I just want to eat, and I don't have time to calculate others.

3．任何恐怖片都抵不上从窗户突然冒出的班主任。

3. Any horror film can't be equal to the teacher in charge of a class who suddenly emerges from the window.

4．原谅我盛装出席，手握水笔，眉头紧锁，奋笔疾书，只为帮学霸垫底。

4. Forgive me for attending in full dress, holding the water pen in my hand, frowning tightly and writing hard, just to help Xueba to the bottom.

5．本人21，去吃饭，吃完结账，我喊一声，大姐，结账！那大姐噗的笑了，指了指旁边一个二十岁左右很漂亮的女孩，跟我说：我女儿都这么大了，你想想你得叫我什么？我疑迟了一下：妈？

5. I'm 21. Go to eat and finish the meal. I'll shout, elder sister, check out! The elder sister laughed and pointed to a pretty girl around 20 years old. She said to me, "my daughter is so old. What do you want to call me?"? I'm a little late: Mom?

6．你备胎无数你感情不断，并不是因为你很迷人，而是你廉价又百搭。

6. You have countless spare tires and your feelings are constant, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

7．别人对你说过最违心的话是什么说我长得丑

7. What do people say to you the most against their will? I look ugly

8．友谊的小船说翻就翻，爱情的巨轮说沉就沉，唯有单身狗的独木舟屹立不倒。

8. The boat of friendship turns when it is said to turn over, and the great ship of love sinks when it is said to sink. Only the canoe of a single dog can stand still.

9．你相信吗？总有一个女孩是为了折磨你而来到这个世上。

9. Do you believe it? There is always a girl who comes to this world to torture you.

10．天气越来越热，给大家推荐三步解暑良方：第一步，想想你喜欢的人，心凉半截；第二步，想想你的学习成绩，又凉半截；第三步，想想你的存款，从头凉到脚。告别炎热，低碳生活，从我做起。

10. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, so I recommend three steps to relieve the summer heat: first, think about the people you like, half of your heart is cool; second, think about your academic achievements, half of your heart is cool; third, think about your savings, from head to toe. Farewell to the hot, low-carbon life, starting from me.

11．为什么你的眼里常含泪水？因为我是真的瞌睡！

11. Why do you often have tears in your eyes? Because I'm really sleepy!

12．喜欢就去追呗，管人家有没有男朋友干嘛，球队还有守门员呢，球不是照样进吗！

12. If you like it, go after it. Whether you have a boyfriend or not, the team has a goalkeeper. Doesn't the ball go in the same way!

13．好想把你打成残废，因为我想照顾你一辈子。

13. I want to beat you to be disabled, because I want to take care of you all my life.

14．你突然不回我消息的时候，我总是安慰自己：没事，你大概是死了。

14. When you suddenly don't return my news, I always comfort myself: it's OK, you are probably dead.

15．记得刚升中学那会儿，我发现自己的胸部微微隆起感觉好害怕。现在大学马上毕业了，看着自己微微隆起的胸部，觉得更害怕了。

15. I remember when I was just in middle school, I found my chest slightly raised and I felt scared. Now I am graduating from university. Looking at my slightly raised chest, I feel more scared.

16．复习的小船说翻就翻，并升华成了挂科的豪华巨轮。

16. The review boat turned and turned, and sublimed into a luxury ship.

17．听说你的城市下雨了，不知道你带伞了没有，如果带了，这雨他妈的就白下了。

17. I heard that it's raining in your city. I don't know if you have an umbrella. If you have one, it will rain in vain.

18．上学你带了什么？一颗随时准备放假的心

18. What did you bring to school? A heart ready for holidays

19．大老远看到我一直盯着你的时候，不要觉得我对你有意思，我真的看不清你是谁。

19. When you see me staring at you all the way, don't think I'm interested in you. I really can't see who you are