最佳搞笑的说说句子

1．总会有一个眼瞎的看上你，然后对你好得没话说。

1. There will always be a blind person who looks at you and has nothing to say to you.

2．突然好想我对象，也不知道他吃没吃饭，忙不忙， 住在哪里， 多大了，叫什么。

搞笑的说说句子

2. Suddenly I miss my object very much. I don't know whether he has eaten or not, is busy or not, where he lives, how old and what his name is.

3．长得帅的才叫壁咚，长得丑的只能叫进击的巨人。

3. A handsome man is a wallop, and an ugly one is a giant.

4．当你觉得自己又穷又丑的时候，不要悲伤，至少你的判断还是对的。

4. When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad. At least your judgment is right.

5．一到复习就发现别人的脑袋，有的是打印机，有的是录音机，有的是数码相机，就我的脑袋是豆浆机。

5. As soon as I went to review, I found that other people's heads were printers, recorders, digital cameras, and soymilk machines.

6．没有共同语言的聊天就像一盘散沙，都不用风吹，聊两句就想去洗澡了。

6. Chatting without a common language is like scattering sand. You don't need the wind to blow. You want to take a bath after chatting.

7．复习的小船说翻就翻，并升华成了挂科的巨轮。

7. Review the boat said turn turn turn turn over, and sublimate into a great ship.

8．老婆饼里面没有老婆，鱼香肉丝里面没有鱼，所以胸罩里面没有胸是情有可原的。

8. There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no fish in the fish flavored shredded pork, so it is understandable that there is no breast in the bra.

9．我向你伸手你会跟我走吗？不会的话，我只好伸出脚来把你绊倒啦。

9. Will you follow me when I reach for you? If not, I'll have to reach out and trip you.

10．班主任说：学好一门课就应该像追一个人一样，要坚持！ 我打断他说：那你同时追八个试试。 你出去！ 我瞬间明白我为什么我是学渣，原来我是一个专一的人啊，然后鄙视地看着学霸：见课就上的小婊砸

10. The head teacher said: to learn a course well should be like chasing a person, and insist! I interrupted him and said, "well, try eight at the same time.". You go out! I instantly understand why I am learning scum, so I am a single-minded person, and then look at learning bully with disdain: a little bitch smashing in class

11．马上放假了，买个地球仪吧，世界那么大，你不但可以看看，还可以转转。

11. It's a holiday right now. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look at it, but also rotate it.

12．所谓睡货，可用八个字概括：春困，夏乏，秋盹，冬眠。

12. The so-called sleeping goods can be summed up in eight words: sleepiness in spring, fatigue in summer, dozing in autumn and hibernation.

13．每次去逛街，都有很多人给我发小广告、小传单，唉，这就是我，美得令人发纸.

13. Every time I go shopping, a lot of people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me. It's so beautiful that people send papers

14．为什么家长只看分数？ 废话，你以为他们看得懂题目吗！？

14. Why do parents only look at scores? Nonsense, do you think they can understand the topic!?

15．长大后没有归宿就去尼姑庵吧，听说武媚娘去了那成了武则天，甄嬛去了成了皇太后，杨玉环去了成了杨贵妃。

15. Go to the nunnery when you grow up. It's said that when Wu Meiniang goes there, she becomes Empress Wu, Zhen Huan becomes empress dowager, and Yang Yuhuan becomes concubine Yang.

16．我表白的方式一向简单粗暴，有时间一起睡觉。

16. My way of expressing love has always been simple and rough, and I have time to sleep together.

17．每次和朋友你一句我一句的发语音，就感觉我们像两个拿着对讲机的商场保安。

17. Every time you and your friend say one sentence to me, we feel like two mall security guards with walkie talkies.

18．如果丑能当饭吃，你能撑死十三亿人。

18. If ugliness can be used as food, you can support 1.3 billion people.

19．我喜欢上课扯犊子的老师，但是我讨厌扯犊子扯到下课还继续扯的老师。

19. I like the teacher who talks about calves in class, but I hate the teacher who talks about calves till the end of class.

20．今天坐公交，听一对小情侣说。女：你会爱我多久? 男：我会爱你到灰太狼把羊村里的羊吃完为止! 卧槽，当时震惊了，这比什么海枯石烂强多了！

20. Take the bus today and listen to a couple. Woman: how long will you love me? Man: I will love you until grey wolf finishes eating up the sheep in the sheep village! Lying in the trough, I was shocked at that time. It's much better than nothing!