2020QQ空间说说评论恶搞

1．兄弟，我要走了，哥得出去避避风头了，公安部下了通告说2016年通缉全国帅哥：有点帅的判5年，帅的判10年，非常帅的判20年。我现在已经上飞机了，像我这样的被逮到基本是要被枪毙的，哎真羡慕你，一点事没有，还在发说说！

1. Brother, I'm going to leave. My brother has to go out to avoid the limelight. The Ministry of Public Security issued a notice saying that in 2016, the most wanted handsome man in the country: five years for a little handsome man, 10 years for a handsome man, and 20 years for a very handsome man. I 've been on the plane now. I' m basically going to be shot when I 'm caught like this. I really envy you. I haven' t done anything. I 'm still talking about it!

2．我只第一时间关注，从不打扰，赞你是想让你知道我一直都在。

2. I only pay attention to it at the first time and never disturb it. I like you to let you know that I've always been there.

3．好！（此回复虽有且仅有一个字，却深刻的表达了回复人的深深祝福与刻骨的情感，可谓言简意骇，一字千金，字字扣人心弦，字字催人泪下，足可见回复人扎实的文字功底和信手拈来的写作技巧以及惨绝人寰的创新潜质。再加上以感叹号收尾，点睛之笔，妙笔生花，意境深远，照应前文，升华主题）

3. Good! (although there is only one word in this reply, it deeply expresses the deep blessings and deep feelings of the respondents. It can be said that the words are simple and shocking. The words are very touching. The words make people cry. It can be seen that the respondents have solid writing skills, handy writing skills and great potential for innovation. Add the exclamation mark to finish, the finishing touch, the wonderful pen makes the flowers, the artistic conception is far-reaching, follow the previous text, sublimate the theme)

4．我代表中国精神研究中心郑重的向大家说一声：对不起！因为我们工作上的疏忽，让LZ一而再再而三的逃了出来给大家，给社会造成了很多不必要的麻烦。我个人也深表歉意。对于LZ的病情，我院一向是高度关注的。尽管LZ目前的病情不是很稳定，随时都有发作的可能，但只要有百分之一的希望，我们就会尽百分之一百的努力！我们有信心，有恒心，有决心治疗、帮助LZ摆脱病魔的困扰。同时，也希望社会各界人民群众积极配合我们的工作，共同营造和谐社会。神经病并不可怕，我们不能去嘲笑甚至辱骂神经病。我们应该关心他们，照顾他们，给予他们尽可能多的帮助，让他们早日过上正常人的生活。享受阳光，享受生命！

5．像楼主这样，文章写的这么好，又懂音乐，长得好看，柔凊似水，风度翩翩，如风中柳絮般飘然又有礼貌的好孩子，说实话，我一个可以打十个！

5. Like the owner of the building, the article is written so well, and understands music. It looks good, soft like water, elegant, like willow catkins in the wind, and polite. To be honest, I can play ten!

6．亲，很抱歉打扰您，在这回复您，我们实属无奈之举。您的订单号：E6592322425155，您在本店限时抢购的自动充气娃娃苍井空版给我们差评，严重影响了小店的销量，希望您能在百忙之中修改为好评，谢谢。您的电话打不通，旺旺也没回话，我们这也是无奈之举，望您谅解。

6. Dear, I'm sorry to disturb you. We have no choice but to reply you here. Your order No.: e659232425155, you rush to buy the auto inflated doll cangjingkong version in our store and give us bad comments, which has seriously affected the sales volume of our shop. I hope you can change it into good comments in your busy schedule. Thank you. You can't get through to the phone, and Wangwang didn't reply. We are helpless. I hope you understand.

7．好！这B装得好！老夫装B十余年，自认为无人能敌，今日得见贤弟，才知一山还有一山高，能将装B这种艺术和装可爱融为一体，实乃老夫生平仅见，贤弟的装B技术已至化境，老夫自叹弗如，决定退隐装B界，从此不问世事，贤弟乃不可多得装B奇才，请贤弟勿气躁，愿贤弟一帆风顺，将如此独特的装B风格发扬光大，若贤弟想找老夫一叙大可不必，老夫自认不是对手，愿拜贤弟为装B王，愿贤弟功成名就，希望你千秋万载，一統逼界。

7. Good! This B is good! I have been pretending to be B for more than ten years. I think no one can beat me. Today I have to see my brother. I know that there is still a mountain high. I can integrate the art of pretending to be B with the loveliness of pretending to be B. actually, I have only seen it in my life. My brother's skill of pretending to be B has reached its apotheosis. I lament that fro, I decided to retire from pretending to be B. since I don't care about the world, my brother is a rare talent of pretending to be B. please don't be impatient. I wish you a smooth journey If you want to talk to me about it, I don't need to. I don't think I'm an opponent. I'd like to worship you as king B. I hope you'll become famous. I hope you'll stay in the world for a long time.

8．看完了你发的说说，我关掉了手机，语重心长的吸了一根烟，再走到阳台后拿了一瓶青岛啤酒，猛喝了2口，来到窗前，看着外面细雨绵绵，此时我也控制不住自己的情绪，对着天空大吼一声：这写的什么Ji8玩意啊屁大个事你也要发个说说！

8. After reading what you said, I turned off my mobile phone, took a cigarette with my heart, went to the balcony, took a bottle of Tsingtao beer, took two swigs, came to the window, and watched the drizzle outside. At this time, I couldn't control my mood. I yelled at the sky: what's the ji8 thing? Fart big thing you want to say!