王者荣耀搞笑说说 王者荣耀搞笑段子

1．我的意中人是个盖世英雄，有一天 他会五杀摧搭MVP，带我从青铜到荣耀王者。

1. My lover is a hero of the world. One day, he will kill five MVPs and take me from bronze to glory.

2．因为你我喜欢上了王者荣耀，后来发现王者荣耀比你有趣多了。

2. Because you and I like the glory of the king, and later found that the glory of the king is much more interesting than you.

王者荣耀搞笑段子

3．我再也不愿见你在深夜排位，不愿别的小学生见识你的走位，你可知道这样会让我心碎，答应我你从此不在野区里徘徊，不要轻易尝试越塔的滋味，你可知道这样会让我崩溃。

3. I don't want to see you stand in the middle of the night any more. I don't want other primary school students to see you. You know that it will break my heart. Promise me that you will never wander in the wild. Don't try to cross the tower easily. You know that it will break me.

4．玩游戏真的会变年轻，我昨天玩王者荣耀时，大家都夸我是小学生。

4. Playing games will really make me younger. When I played King glory yesterday, everyone praised me as a primary school student.

5．我的意中人是一位盖世英雄，有一天他会驾着七彩祥云，带着150级的暴力符文，身穿至尊宝皮肤来娶我。我猜中了开头，却没猜中这泼猴上来就是一棒子，还特么拿了个五杀。

5. My lover is a hero of the world. One day, he will marry me with colorful auspicious clouds, 150 level violent runes, and wearing the skin of the supreme treasure. I guessed at the beginning, but I didn't guess that the monkey was a stick. He killed five people.

6．他曾经是个王者，后来断了网。王者荣耀搞笑段子集。

6. He used to be a king, but later he broke the net. King glory funny episode.

7．我跟你们说王者荣耀是个好东西啊，它改掉了我熬夜的坏毛病，所以说，现在都他妈改通宵了。

7. I tell you that the glory of the king is a good thing. It has changed my bad habit of staying up late, so now it's all fucked up all night.

8．王者荣耀只不过是游戏而已，王者又如何？全服第一又如何？段位再高终究也只是数据。以后你能对你丈母娘说你有全英雄全皮肤？你们也老大不小了，终有一天要放弃游戏，不如把号给我，我还小，还有时间。

8. The glory of the king is just a game. What about the king? How about first in all? No matter how high the rank is, it's only data. Can you tell your mother-in-law that you have all the heroes and all the skin? You're old enough to give up the game one day. It's better to give me the number. I'm still young and have time.

9．以前玩王者荣耀是为了陪你，现在有了王者荣耀，谁还稀罕你。

9. In the past, playing with the glory of the king was to accompany you. Now with the glory of the king, who cares about you.

10．年轻人有三种东西不能碰，追星，麻将，王者荣耀，越碰你越会觉得，单身一个人可真有意思。

10. There are three things that young people can't touch: Star chasing, mahjong and King's glory. The more you touch, the more you will feel that it's really interesting to be single.

11．最初打王者荣耀的时候，因为技术不好被人骂成狗，还好后来有大神带我一起玩，我虚心请教，学到了很多经验，现在的我终于和从前大不一样了，别人都骂不过我了。

11. At first, I was scolded as a dog because of my poor skills. Fortunately, a great God took me to play with him later. I consulted modestly and learned a lot of experience. Now I'm finally different from before. Others can't scold me.

12．说说你是怎样走出失恋的欢迎来到王者荣耀

12. How do you get out of the lovelorn welcome to the king's glory

13．以前喜欢一个女生，那个女生说她最喜欢王者荣耀打得好的男生。于是我就苦练王者荣耀，过了两个月，我把那个女的忘的一干二净了。

13. I used to like a girl. She said that she liked the boy who played well in the king's glory. So I practiced the glory of the king. After two months, I forgot all about the woman.

14．玩王者荣耀么？你负责一打五，我负责全图浪。

14. Play king glory? You are in charge of one dozen five, and I am in charge of the whole picture.

15．你们看我王者在线，请直接邀请我，没聊过天不熟悉又怎样，打了一盘就是生死之交了。

15. You can see my king online. Please invite me directly. If you haven't talked about it and are not familiar with it, you will be a friend of life and death.

16．问你个问题讲假如你女朋友生病了，等着你去照顾但是这个时候你王者荣耀刚开一把排位晋级赛，这个时候你选那个选韩信吧 ，我韩信贼6

16. Let me ask you a question. If your girlfriend is ill, I'm waiting for you to take care of her. But at this time, Rong Yaogang, your king, has just held a qualifying competition. At this time, you can choose the one who chooses Hanxin. I'm a Hanxin thief