搞笑的说说句子心情 尬笑娱乐句子

1．很多人说我又美又可爱，真想过去给打她几巴掌，谁不知道似的，要你到处说。

尬笑娱乐句子

1. Many people say that I'm beautiful and lovely. I really want to slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere.

2．跟一女生聊天，她总喜欢把我写成莪，这是在暗示我什么吗？

2. When talking with a girl, she always likes to write me as me. Is this a hint?

3．评论的人每人送100元话费，联通、移动、电信任选，别问我为什么，我就是开个玩笑。

3. The reviewers will each pay 100 yuan for the call. China Unicom, China Mobile and China Telecom are optional. Don't ask me why. I'm just kidding.

4．最烦别人跟我说西游记看过多少多少遍，都倒背如流了，你那么牛X你告诉告诉我唐僧念的紧箍咒内容是啥？

4. I'm most bothered by people telling me how many times they have read the journey to the west, and how many times they have recited it. What is the content of the tight hoop mantra read by monk Tang?

5．北冥有鱼，其名为鲲，鲲之大，不知其几千里也，做烤鱼，能喂饱上万人。

5. There are fish in Beiming. Its name is Kun. It's so big. I don't know if it's thousands of miles long. It can feed tens of thousands of people.

6．最近很火的一个网络问题：你喜欢的人掉粪池里怎么办？我觉得吧，那就让他死吧，能掉进粪池里面的人，这么蠢，根本配不上我。

6. A hot Internet problem recently: what do you do when someone you like falls into the cesspool? I think so. Let him die. People who can fall into the cesspool are so stupid that they don't deserve me at all.

7．你坐过最挤的公交车什么样？只是路过公交车站结果被挤上了车

7. What's the most crowded bus you've ever taken? It's just passing by the bus stop and getting stuck

8．等你以后结婚了，结婚对象不是我，我就搬到你家隔壁住，做一个安静的老王。

8. When you get married later, I will move to live next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

9．今天我在地铁站买票，不小心吐了口痰，这时有一个漂亮的外国妹子用鄙视的眼光看着我，为了不丢中国人的脸， 我说了句八嘎。

9. Today, I bought a ticket at the subway station and spit carelessly. At this time, a beautiful foreign girl looked at me with contempt. In order not to lose the face of the Chinese people, I said "eight Ga".

10．喜欢一个人，不一定非要和她谈恋爱，直接结婚也行。

10. If you like a person, you don't have to fall in love with her, just get married.

11．这个月我一定要好好存钱，早睡早起，没事跑跑步，对了，还得改改我这臭脾气，如果做不到，我就下个月再发。

11. I must save money well this month, go to bed early and get up early, and run when I have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If I can't do it, I will have it again next month.

12．梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。说说控搞笑的说说大全。

12. Dreams still need to exist. Otherwise, when you drink too much, you can talk to others. Talk about control funny talk about Daquan.

13．听说过吗？前世的五百次回眸，才换得今生的一次擦肩，像你我这样亲密的朋友，上辈子似乎没干什么，光他妈回头了！

13. Have you heard of it? Looking back 500 times in the past life, I got a shoulder wipe in this life. As a close friend like you and me, I didn't seem to do anything in my last life. Just turn around!

14．不要相信任何声音好听的妹子，凭什么？就凭我是送快递的。

14. Don't trust any girl with a good voice. Why? Just because I'm a courier.

15．坐出租车，中途发现司机绕路了，顿时眼泪就出来了，也许他是世界上唯一想跟我多呆一会的人吧。

15. Taking a taxi, I found that the driver made a detour in the middle of the way, and immediately tears came out. Maybe he is the only one in the world who wants to stay with me for a while longer.

16．昨天活捉了一只蚊子，可能是因为天气太热了，顿生怜悯之心，想了半天，就把蚊子放生到室友的蚊帐里了。

16. I caught a mosquito alive yesterday. Maybe it was because it was too hot. I felt pity for it. After thinking for a long time, I released the mosquito to my roommate's mosquito net.