有趣值得的转发的说说 朋友圈有趣的说说

1．经过昨天我已经回不了头了，因为我落枕了。

1. I can't turn back my head after yesterday, because I have a pillow.

朋友圈有趣的说说

2．天将降大任于斯人也，必先坏其手机，掐其网络，断其电源，空留其身，行拂乱其所想，让其刷屏不能，聊Q不得。

2. Tianjiang will be responsible for his / her personal affairs. He / she must first break his / her mobile phone, cut off his / her network, cut off his / her power supply, leave him / her empty body, mess up his / her thoughts, make him / her unable to swipe the screen and chat with Q.

3．好喜欢你，想和你一起坐过山车，在最高的地方解开你的安全带。

3. I really like you. I want to take a roller coaster with you and untie your seat belt at the highest place.

4．为什么要浪费大好青春独自在家玩手机呢，你要主动踏出家门，跟好朋友们聚到一起，找个惬意的咖啡馆，在靠窗的位置坐下来，借着阳光，一起玩手机。

4. Why waste your youth playing mobile phone at home alone? You should step out of the house, get together with your friends, find a cozy coffee shop, sit down by the window, and play mobile phone together in the sunshine.

5．这么晚还不睡的你，一定是有心事，比如，担心明早起不来。朋友圈有趣的段子。

5. If you don't go to bed so late, you must have something to worry about, for example, that you won't get up in the morning. Funny stories in the circle of friends.

6．妹子，你有没有男朋友啊？没有的话，想不想有一个啊？有的话，想不想换一个啊？不想换的话，想不想多一个啊？

6. Sister, do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If so, do you want to change it? If you don't want to change, do you want to have another one?

7．多希望我的青春是张白纸，可上面总有几堆苍蝇屎。

7. I hope my youth is a piece of white paper, but there are always a few piles of fly excrement on it.

8．老子跟你讲早安的意思不是叫你回我一个早安，而是告诉你，我起床了，你可以开始找我玩了。

8. I don't mean to tell you good morning, but to tell you that when I get up, you can start to play with me.

9．下课铃声比国歌还悦耳，上课铃声比忐忑还崩溃。

9. The ringing tone after class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringing tone in class is more broken than uneasy.

10．面对排山倒海般的作业，你有什么感想？你得到我的人，却得不到我的心。

10. What do you think of the overwhelming homework? You get my people, but you don't get my heart.

11．努力吧仙女们，喜欢的大学和喜欢的男人总归要上一个的。

11. Work hard, fairies. The university you like and the man you like will always go to the same.

12．毕业典礼上，校长宣布全年级第一名的同学上台领奖，可是连续叫了好几声之后，那位学生才慢慢的走上台，老师问那位学生说：怎么了？是不是生病了？还是没听清楚？学生答：不是的，我是怕其他同学没听清楚。

12. At the graduation ceremony, the headmaster announced that the first student of the whole grade came to the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive calls, the student came to the stage slowly. The teacher asked the student, "what's the matter?"? Is it sick? Or didn't you hear me? Student a: No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear me clearly.

13．初中同学就是一群掌握你黑历史的禽兽。

13. Junior high school students are a group of animals that master your black history.

14．你以为一个经常不找你聊天的人，突然找你聊天是想你了？我告诉你， 纯粹是为了借钱。

14. Do you think a person who often doesn't talk to you suddenly wants to talk to you? I'll tell you, it's just to borrow money.

15．如果你愿意一程一程的剥开我的心，你会坐牢的我跟你讲。

15. If you are willing to strip my heart, you will go to jail. I will tell you.

16．每天早晨刷牙，抬头看见镜子里睡眼惺忪、发型凌乱、满脸倦怠的自己，内心总有嘲讽的声音响起：长这么好看，能当银行卡刷么？

16. Brush your teeth every morning, look up and see yourself drowsy in the mirror, with messy hair and tired face. There is always a voice of sarcasm in your heart: it looks so good, can you be a bank card brush?