好玩又搞笑的说说 好玩的说说句子

1．听说人丑就要多读书，难怪我妈从小就说我不是读书的料。

1. It is said that people should read more when they are ugly. No wonder my mother said that I was not the material for reading when I was young.

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2．现在银行卡我连密码都不想设置了，用六位数字去保护两位数的存款，想想都心累。

2. Now I don't even want to set the password for the bank card. I'm tired of using six digits to protect two digit deposits.

3．我希望成绩出来的时候，能让我有一种我配不上这么高的分的愧疚。

3. I hope that when the score comes out, it will make me feel guilty that I can't deserve such a high score.

4．终于明白我和学霸的差距在哪，她心情很差趴在桌上，两分钟后突然直起腰开始做作业，我心情很差趴在桌上，两分钟后就睡着了

4. Finally understand the gap between Xueba and me. She is in a bad mood and lies on the table. After two minutes, she suddenly straightens up to do her homework. I am in a bad mood and lies on the table. After two minutes, she falls asleep

5．时间会让你明白，除了外卖、公交车、快递值得让你去等，其他啥都等不到。

5. Time will let you know that you can't wait for anything but take out, buses and express delivery.

6．神啊，如果没有办法把我变瘦的话，就把我的朋友们变胖吧！好玩的说说段子。

6. God, if there is no way to make me thin, make my friends fat! Funny story telling.

7．不知道别人是怎么把压力转变为动力的，反正，我只会把压力转变为食欲。

7. I don't know how other people turn stress into motivation. Anyway, I only turn stress into appetite.

8．刚上班一个星期，这天同事李哥过来问我结婚了吗，我说：不才，还没女朋友呢！他友好地说：那等你结婚一定要告诉我，我给你随一千块份子钱。我对他的好感度瞬间爆棚，回应道：那你结婚也一定要告诉我。结果第二天，我收到了他结婚的喜帖。

8. Just a week after I went to work, my colleague brother Li asked me if I was married. I said, "no, I don't have a girlfriend!"! He said friendly: when you get married, you must tell me that I will give you 1000 yuan. I immediately burst out of favor with him and replied, "then you must tell me when you get married.". The next day, I received his wedding invitation.

9．刚才有只蚊子得到了我给它的一生中最后的掌声。

9. Just now, a mosquito got the last applause I gave him in his life.

10．哇，今天好气哦，有个不认识的人问我去哪，我说关你屁事，然后他就把我赶出了出租车。

10. Wow, I was so angry today. Someone I didn't know asked me where I was going. I said it's none of your business. Then he drove me out of the taxi.

11．别对我用美人计，否则我会将计就计。

11. Don't use a trick on me, or I'll take it.

12．这不学校重新分班了嘛，老师都想要成绩好的学生，两个班主任竟然因为我而大打出手，一边打她们还一边吵：凭什么把他分到我们班，影响我们的平均分！

12. It's not that the school has been re divided. The teachers want the students with good grades. The two head teachers even fight against each other because of me. They fight at the same time: why should we divide him into our class and affect our average score!

13．我做事用不着所有人都高兴，我活着就是为了让讨厌我的人越来越不爽。

13. I don't need everyone to be happy when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

14．心仪一个女生，一直没有追到手，但网购时我总写她的名字，每次快递哥打电话找她，我都会说：我媳妇出去了，给我就行！

14. I like a girl, but I always write her name when I buy online. Every time the express brother calls her, I will say: my daughter-in-law is out, just give it to me!

15．想去的大学和喜欢的人，总要上一个的。

15. If you want to go to a university or a person you like, you have to go to one.

16．早上和媳妇吵了一架，媳妇赌气不理我了，马上快到中午了，我饿的不行了，就写了个纸条我饿了让狗狗叼去给老婆看，过了好长时间没动静，我就去客厅看看，只见老婆拿根香肠在那喂狗，边喂边念叨：我就知道你饿了，多吃点。

16. I had a quarrel with my daughter-in-law in the morning. She was angry and ignored me. It was almost noon. I was hungry, so I wrote a note. I was hungry and asked the dog to take it to my wife. After a long time, I didn't move, so I went to the living room to have a look. I saw my wife feeding the dog with a sausage and saying, "I know you are hungry. Eat more.".