关于搞笑的说说 关于搞笑的句子

1．有人告诉我福建人HF不分，我上去就给了他一巴掌，哪里不婚？

1. I was told that Fu Jianren is not divided into HF. I slapped him when I went up. Where is he not married?

2．你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。

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2. What qualification do you have to say that I am fat? What did you invite me to eat.

3．枯藤老树昏鸦，空调可乐西瓜，追剧躺在沙发，夕阳西下，心情好到爆炸。

3. Kuteng, old tree and raven, air conditioner, coke and watermelon, chasing drama, lying on the sofa, sunset, in a good mood to explode.

4．古九尾狐狸有九命，分别亡于语数外政史地理化生。

4. The old Nine Tailed Fox had nine lives, which were respectively died in the history of foreign affairs and foreign affairs.

5．已经预知到，暑假就是在家被喊滚出去，在外面被喊滚回家，不补课被说学习差，补课被说浪费钱，吃东西被说挑得很，不吃被说要成仙。

5. It has been predicted that the summer vacation is to be called to get out at home, to be called to get back home outside, to not make up lessons is said to be poor in learning, to make up lessons is said to be a waste of money, to eat is said to be very selective, and not to eat is said to be immortal.

6．拧不开瓶盖的都嫁人了，拧得开的都还在自己拧着。关于搞笑的说说句子。

6. Those who can't open the bottle cap are married. Those who can't open the bottle cap are still twisting themselves. Talk about funny sentences.

7．大家都是情不知所起，一往而深，我不一样，我是钱不知所去，一贫如洗。

7. All of us are ignorant of where we started. I'm different. I don't know where I'm going. I'm poor.

8．我对象不错，对狗也不错，对其他小动物都很好。

8. I'm good at people, dogs and other small animals.

9．开学的第一天，班主任点名字，突然念到一个名字叫：方丈。连叫几声没人应，火了，恶狠狠的问：到底谁是方丈？只见后排的一个男生站起来，双手一合，道：施主,老衲法号;方文;，不是方丈。

9. On the first day of school, the head teacher asked for his name and suddenly read a name: abbot. Even called a few no one should, fire, vicious ask: who is the abbot? I saw a boy in the back stand up and put his hands together, saying: almsgiver, I'm the Dharma number; Fang Wen; not the abbot.

10．希望我能沉迷学习，然后废寝忘食，最后导致日渐消瘦，渐消瘦，消瘦。

10. I hope I can indulge in study, then forget to eat and sleep, and finally lead to becoming thinner, thinner and thinner.

11．你们不要羡慕我们放假没作业，你们知道玩一天多累吗？

11. Don't envy us that we don't have homework on holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play for a day?

12．早上出门的时候手机忘记带了，中午回家的时候手机显示一条老妈发的短信：儿子，你手机忘记带了。

12. When I went out in the morning, I forgot to take my mobile phone with me. When I went home at noon, I saw a message from my mother: son, I forgot to take your mobile phone with me.

13．不用太羡慕运动排行榜步数比你多的好友，他们没走多远，他们只是腿短。

13. Don't envy your friends who have more steps than you. They don't go far, they just have short legs.

14．我喜欢你，像你妈打你，没有道理；像贪污的老书记，判了无期；像发情的泰迪，日天日地。

14. I like you, like your mother beat you, without reason; like the corrupt old secretary, sentenced without time; like the passionate Teddy, day and day.

15．你妈把你生的那么漂亮，不是让你去被人糟蹋的，是让你去糟蹋别人的。

15. Your mother gave you such a beautiful life. It's not for you to be spoiled, it's for you to spoil others.

16．从前有个男孩子叫小千，班里有一个女孩子叫小北，在一个风雨交加的夜晚，他们变成了小乖。

16. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Xiaoqian. There was a girl named Xiaobei in the class. On a stormy night, they became little girls.

17．发现我最近近视越来越严重了，打开钱包竟然看不到钱。

17. I found that my nearsightedness has become more and more serious recently. I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

18．其实有两个朋友就够了，一个肯借你钱，当她向你要钱时，另一个敢帮你打她，这样就够了。

18. In fact, it's enough to have two friends. One is willing to lend you money. When she asks you for money, the other dares to beat her for you. That's enough.