夏天热的搞笑说说 关于天热的搞笑段子

1．当电风扇变成了电吹风，我觉得人生都失去了意义。

1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

2．这个天气，如果我和你妈同时掉进水里，先救你妈吧，让我在水里多呆一会儿。

关于天热的搞笑段子

2. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, help your mother first, and let me stay in the water for a while.

3．这么热的天还能约出来的人，那都是生死之交。

3. Those who can make an appointment in such a hot day are all friends of life and death.

4．到今天我才明白哪凉快哪待着去真不是一句骂人的话，这绝对是最真挚的关怀，最深藏不露的爱。

4. Today I understand that it's not a curse to stay cool. It's the most sincere care and the most hidden love.

5．刚才在街上遇到一个生人，转眼变成熟人了！

5. I met a stranger in the street just now, and then I became an acquaintance!

6．这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了，最可耻的就是秀空调了。

6. It's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is show air conditioner.

7．非洲友人纷纷回国避暑去了。关于夏天热的搞笑说说。

7. African friends have returned home to spend the summer. Funny about the summer heat.

8．中午出去吃饭，从一个空调到另一个空调的距离，我已热成狗只想快点滚回空调房，明明我的命是父母给的，现在却对空调不离不弃，怎么对得起我的父母！

8. Go out for lunch at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another. I've become a hot dog. I just want to get back to the air conditioner room quickly. It's clear that my parents gave me my life, but I'm still loyal to the air conditioner. How can I afford my parents!

9．出门逛街看见满大街的熟人，可我一个也不认识。

9. When I went out and went shopping, I saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

10．夏日高温让我彻底明白了那句名言的伟大让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧！

10. The high temperature in summer makes me fully understand that the great saying makes the storm stronger!

11．都成了烤熟的五花肉了，就差为自己带盐了。

11. When they have become roasted streaky pork, they are almost bringing salt for themselves.

12．平时大家朋友圈里，晒包包，晒旅游，晒化妆品，晒美食，晒名牌衣服，晒名车、名表，晒美美的自拍，反正各种晒法无奇不有，我只想默默的说一句有本事你晒太阳啊！

12. In the circle of friends, we usually dry bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous clothes, cars, watches and beautiful selfies. Anyway, there are all kinds of drying methods. I just want to say that you have the ability to do the sun!

13．打败你的不是天真，而是天真热。

13. It's not innocence that beats you, it's naivete.

14．我在马路边捡到一块钱，马上送到警察叔叔手里边，警察叔叔怒骂，瓜娃子你tm想烫死我？

14. I found a dollar by the side of the road and sent it to the policeman immediately. The policeman scolded me. You want to burn me?

15．宁可在空调房里哭，也不要在电风扇下笑！

15. Would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

16．我很好奇那些出门五分钟，流汗两小时的朋友，你们是怎么做到的？为什么我全天二十四小时都在流汗。

16. I'm curious about those friends who go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. How do you do it? Why do I sweat 24 hours a day.