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1．年轻人千万不要因为一科数学就失去信心，你又不是只有这科不会。

1. Young people should never lose confidence because of a math course. You are not the only one who can't.

2．王思聪说过，我交朋友不管他有钱没钱，反正都没我有钱，他的这份自信和我很相像，我交朋友也不看别人穷不穷，反正都没我穷。

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2. Wang Sicong said that no matter whether he has money or not, I have no money. His confidence is very similar to me. I don't care whether others are poor or not. I'm not poor anyway.

3．昨天跟蚊子战了一宿，最后打成了平手，它没吃饱，我没睡好。

3. I fought with mosquitoes all night yesterday, and finally I drew. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

4．去看《速度与激情8》，看到一半响起广播：请车牌为京A88888的宾利车主来挪一下车。听完这条广播，我在众人惊叹的目光中，一脸不耐烦地走出了影厅，然后走向了冼手间。

4. Go to see "speed and passion 8" and see half of the broadcast: ask the Bentley owner with the license plate of Beijing a88888 to move out of the car. After listening to the broadcast, I walked out of the cinema impatiently in the eyes of all the people, and then walked to the room of Xian.

5．前男友发信息让我去参加他的婚礼，我淡定的回了三个字：下次去。

5. My ex boyfriend sent me a message to attend his wedding. I calmly replied three words: next time.

6．喜欢小动物吗？当然喜欢。喜欢到什么程度？怎么说呢顿顿都有吧！

6. Do you like small animals? Of course I do. How much do you like it? How can I say that there are all of them in dundundun!

7．想了一下，为什么专家建议晚餐要吃七分饱，因为，另外的三分，要用来吃宵夜。

7. After thinking about it, why does the expert suggest that we should have a full meal of seven points for dinner? Because the other three points should be used for a night snack.

8．今天考试，化学什么的都不会，然后给同学打手势，于是同学连续的指了几个女生。于是我仔细的看了一下这几个女生。然后我默默的添上ADCBACDB

8. In today's exam, I can't do anything about chemistry. Then I gestured to my classmates, so they pointed at several girls in succession. So I took a close look at these girls. And then I added adcbacdb in silence

9．不要总是问我在干嘛，我除了学习之外，还能干嘛啊！

9. Don't always ask me what I'm doing. What else can I do besides study!

10．我这个人立场很不坚定，谁胸大我就跟谁玩，没办法，我就是这么一个随波逐流的人。

10. I'm not firm in my position. I'll play with whoever has big chest. I can't help it. I'm such a drifter.

11．朋友说他家养的仙人掌成精了，一浇水就会动，我到他家去看了一下靠！好可怜的刺猬。

11. My friend said that the cactus in his family has become refined and will move once watered. I went to his house to have a look! Poor hedgehog.

12．朋友送我回家，我上车习惯的点了一根烟，朋友一把把我的烟掐掉说了句：上车别抽烟，油烟味。我他妈一巴掌给他扇过去，骑个电动车有尼玛烟味啊！

12. My friend took me home. I used to light a cigarette when I got on the bus. My friend put off my cigarette and said, "don't smoke when I get on the bus. It smells like lampblack.". I slapped him in the face. It smells like NIMA when I ride an electric car!

13．我依稀记得，当初我学会网购是为了省钱。

13. I vaguely remember that I learned to buy online in order to save money.

14．小时候的梦想是当一个英雄，长大后，没想到有手机就能轻松实现，而且选择还挺多的呢。

14. When I was a kid, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect that I could easily achieve it with a mobile phone, and there were many choices.

15．有人问我皮肤为什么黑，我笑笑，一白遮百丑，你白是为了遮丑，我又不丑。

15. Someone asked me why my skin was black. I smiled and covered all the ugliness with white. You are white to cover the ugliness. I am not ugly.

16．单位组织出国玩，行政小妹收集员工身份证信息，当看到我的时候，她笑着问我：你属老鼠的？出于对本生肖的维护，我回答说：是的，但请把;老;字去掉。她愣了一下，疑惑地说了声好的就走了，结果，结果，全公司都出去玩了，真把老子从名单上去掉了。

16. The unit organizes to go abroad to play, and the administrative younger sister collects employee ID information. When she sees me, she smiles and asks me: are you a rat? Out of the maintenance of the Chinese zodiac, I replied: Yes, but please remove the old word. She was stunned for a moment, and said "yes" in a confused way. As a result, the whole company went out to play. She really removed Laozi from the list.