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1．都说失败是成功之母，可成功就是六亲不认。

1. It is said that failure is the mother of success, but success is not recognized by six relatives.

2．以前我是没有择偶标准，直到遇见你，我告诉自己，你这种不能要。

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2. I didn't have the standard to choose a mate until I met you. I told myself that you can't do this.

3．有时间烦恼爱来爱去的事，不如多想想该如何脱贫致富。

3. If you have time to worry about love, it's better to think about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

4．特别讨厌食堂里写着浪费粮食可耻之类的标语了，你把农民伯伯辛辛苦苦种出来的粮食，做得这么难吃，还真是有脸贴标语说别人。

4. I hate the slogans written in the canteen, such as the shameful waste of food. You have the face to put up slogans to say other people when you make the food that farmers have worked so hard to grow.

5．从前车马很慢，一生只能爱一个人，但可以三妻四妾啊。

5. Once upon a time, cars and horses were very slow. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have three wives and four concubines.

6．一百斤的石头我可能提不起来，但是，如果是一百斤人名币，我保证拎起来就跑。

6. I may not be able to lift a 100jin stone, but if it's a 100jin coin, I promise to lift it and run.

7．你挺喜欢我那是你不了解我，你要是了解我，你都得爱死我。

7. You like me because you don't know me. If you know me, you have to love me.

8．当有人讨厌你的时候，你应该反思一下自己，是不是可爱迷人的你，又完美的让别人嫉妒了。

8. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether you are lovely and charming, and make others envy you perfectly.

9．生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

9. Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about countless homework.

10．像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人，有时候连别人在炫富都感觉不到。

10. People like me who don't know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

11．相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

11. It's not so easy to fall in love. Everyone has his own mobile phone.

12．取少量学生于试管中，加入过量的作业，溶解，过滤，得到学霸和学渣。往学霸中加入大量试卷，学霸无明显变化。往学渣中加入少量试卷，学渣全部溶解，并产生大量气泡。

12. Take a small number of students into the test tube, add excessive homework, dissolve and filter to get Xueba and xueslag. Add a large number of test papers to Xueba, and Xueba has no obvious change. Add a small amount of test paper to the learning slag, and the learning slag will dissolve completely and generate a large number of bubbles.

13．愿你们都拥有人人羡慕的爱情，而我有钱就好。

13. Wish you all have the love that everyone envies, and I am rich.

14．每天都处在心有余而睡眠不足，心有余而智商不足，心有余而余额不足的状态。

14. Every day, we are in a state of surplus heart and insufficient sleep, surplus heart and insufficient IQ, surplus heart and insufficient balance.

15．一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

15. One person is happy, two people live, three people are dead to death.

16．我知道我的脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就应该好好反省一下你自己，为什么别人可以。

16. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.