经典搞笑语录 经典搞笑句子

1．月考的唯一好处，让我们知道向谁要作业答案比较正确。

1. The only advantage of the monthly test is to let us know who to ask for the correct answers.

2．自从不要脸之后，整个人都轻松多了。

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2. Since I don't want to be embarrassed, the whole person is much more relaxed.

3．诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验！

3. Zhuge Liang didn't take any soldiers before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have working experience!

4．看你手撕快递包裹时那种气吞山河的姿态，一点都不像连矿泉水瓶盖都拧不开的弱女子。

4. When you tear the express package by hand, it's not like a weak woman who can't even open the bottle cap of mineral water.

5．我这么好一个姑娘你都瞧不上，少年，莫非你喜欢男人？

5. You can't see such a nice girl like me, young man. Do you like men?

6．爸，妈，开家长会时要淡定，要从容的面对老师挑拨你我的关系，我是你亲生的，你信我还是信他！

6. Mom and Dad, we should be calm when we hold the parents' meeting. We should calmly face the teacher's provocation on our relationship. I am your own, believe me or him!

7．做人要谦虚，多听听他人的意见，然后认真记下来对你有意见的都是谁。

7. Be modest, listen to others' opinions, and write down who has opinions on you.

8．忽然明白了什么叫重要的事情说三遍，大致是说：微博说一遍，空间说一遍，朋友圈再说一遍。

8. I suddenly understood what is important to say three times, which is roughly: say it on Weibo, space and friends circle.

9．我以为你只是1和3中间的数，没想到你还是1和3俩数的组合。

9. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't think you were still a combination of 1 and 3.

10．有趣的姑娘都单身，因为她们一个人就可以撑起无聊的岁月，很难找到比自己还有趣的人。

10. All the interesting girls are single, because they can support the boring years alone, and it's hard to find anyone more interesting than themselves.

11．太关注我的人，一般只有两种人，一种是暗恋我的，一种是暗算我的。

11. There are only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me and the other is secretly plotting against me.

12．是什么让你深夜还在继续学习？是梦想吗？是爱吗？是对未知的渴望吗？是笨是笨是笨！

12. What keeps you studying late at night? Is it a dream? Is it love? Is it a desire for the unknown? Is stupid is stupid is stupid!

13．想和你喝酒是真的，想跟你酒后乱性也是真的。

13. It's true to want to drink with you, and it's true to want to have sex with you after drinking.

14．世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是快考试了别人在复习自己却在预习。

14. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when others are reviewing themselves, they are preparing.

15．好想和你一起数星星，可惜你智商太低只能数月亮。

15. I really want to count the stars with you, but your IQ is too low to count the moon.

16．每次考完试你都假装很高冷，因为别人在激烈讨论答案是A还是B的时候，你却想不通为什么自己选的C。

16. Every time after the test, you pretend to be very cold, because when others are discussing the answer a or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.