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1．昨天一个朋友说要跟我绝交，我没同意，毕竟我不知道那是什么体位。

1. A friend said yesterday that he would break up with me. I didn't agree. After all, I don't know what position it is.

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2．别人的老婆都会生气了，我的老婆还要打气。别人的孩子都会买手纸了，我的孩子还在手纸上。

2. Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife has to cheer up. Other children can buy toilet paper. My children are still on toilet paper.

3．三只小白兔一起在森林里便便，小白拉了一坨圆形的，小黑拉了一坨圆柱型的，小灰拉了一个五角星。大家给很惊讶，就问：小灰小灰，你好厉害，怎么能拉出来五角星啊？？小灰扭捏地说：嘿嘿嘿，我用手捏的。

3. Three little white rabbits defecate in the forest together. Little white pulls a round one, little black pulls a cylindrical one, and little grey pulls a five pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked: little grey, little grey, how can you pull out the five pointed star?? Xiaohui said with a pinch: hehe, I pinched it with my hand.

4．以前不喜欢女孩吞吞吐吐，现在觉得还挺舒服的。

4. I didn't like girls' hesitation before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

5．大家交朋友的时候一定要慎重，尽量多交一些酒品好的朋友，昨天一个哥们喝多了竟然给我打电话说暗恋我很久了！卧槽，原来他是一个同性恋！最可气的是，第二天他把这事给忘了，害我白高兴了一个晚上！

5. When you make friends, you must be careful. Try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a friend who drank too much called me and said he had been secretly in love with me for a long time! Lying groove, he is a homosexual! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot it the next day, which made me happy all night!

6．做为一个女人，想要一份 日出而做，日落而息这样简单的爱情，就那么难吗？

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to have a simple love like sunrise and sunset?

7．早上舍友咳嗽，误将泄药当成咳嗽药给他吃了。中午回来问舍友那药管用吗？舍友：太特马管用了，咳一下拉一裤子，咳一下拉一裤子，我现在都不敢咳了。

7. In the morning, my roommate coughed and mistakenly took Xiejie medicine as a cough medicine. Will the medicine work when I come back at noon? Roommate: it works too much. I can't even cough when I pull down a pair of pants and cough when I pull down a pair of pants.

8．人有206根骨头，风吹起你裙子的那一刻，我有207根。

8. There are 206 bones in a person. When the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

9．一个游泳运动员掉进了屎坑，他施展仰泳，蛙泳，蝶泳，自由泳各种游泳技巧，终于游到了岸边，就在快要上岸的一刻，只见他突然蹬腿触壁，水中一个优雅地转身，又游了回去。

9. A swimmer fell into a shit pit. He used all kinds of swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. At the moment when he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg against the wall, turned around gracefully in the water, and swam back.

10．小时候男生喜欢电动玩具，女生喜欢娃娃，长大之后正好反过来。

10. As a child, boys like electric toys, girls like dolls, and when they grow up, they just turn around.

11．大哥，我能跟你混吗？我觉得你特别社会，我虽然很懦弱，但是我会捅人啊，特别是女人，我能把她捅出水。

11. brother, can I hang out with you? I think you are a special society. Although I am cowardly, I can stab people, especially women. I can stab her out of the water.

12．人生自古谁无屎，早拉晚拉都得拉。

12. Since ancient times, whoever has no shit has to pull sooner or later.

13．你在办公室里老放响屁，同事忍不住说你能不能不出声。然后便见你坐在那里摇来晃去抖个不停，问你在干什么，你回答说我调成震动的了！

13. You always fart in the office. Colleagues can't help but say if you can't make a sound. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was set to vibrate!

14．有些人就是这样的，自己是个蛆，就觉得全世界是一个大粪池。

14. Some people are just like this. If they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspool.