幽默搞笑的句子 最幽默的一句话

1．现在有点讨厌自己了，尽管我再怎么努力，也只是别人眼中的美女。

1. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I'm just a beauty in the eyes of others.

 最幽默的一句话

2．女生说冷就直接抱上去吧，没个准你就有女朋友了。

2. The girl said that if it's cold, just hold it. Maybe you'll have a girlfriend.

3．希望大家不要觉得自己一无是处，你们至少还可以让别人感觉很烦。

3. I hope you don't feel that you are useless. At least you can make others feel bored.

4．数学是很有意思的，有意思到什么程度呢，自从学了数学，觉得连活着都没什么意思了。

4. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned mathematics, I don't think it's interesting to live.

5．做我女朋友吧，我愿意为你做牛做马，只要你给我草就行了。

5. Be my girlfriend. I'm willing to make cows and horses for you, as long as you give me grass.

6．我一生气就想买东西，一买东西就得花钱，一花钱钱就少了，钱一少我就生气。

6. As soon as I get angry, I want to buy things. As soon as I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend less money, I get angry.

7．怎么优雅的解释自己胖有许多事情放在心里，不好瘦

7. How to explain gracefully that you are fat and have many things in mind, not thin

8．爸爸白天忙工作，下班接完孩子回家立刻上网玩游戏，妈妈忍无可忍爆发了，骂道：玩玩玩，天天玩，你什么时候才会发现，孩子不是你亲生的。爸爸一听：早就怀疑很久了，你终于敢承认了。妈妈：我怎么就不敢承认，你去客厅看看你从幼儿园接回来的，是你儿子吗！

8. My father is busy working in the daytime. After picking up my child from work, I immediately play online games. My mother can't bear to burst out and scold me: play and play everyday. When will you find out that your child is not your own. Dad a listen: long time ago suspected, you finally dare to admit. Mom: why can't I admit it? Go to the living room and see if it's your son that you picked up from kindergarten!

9．尽管我数学不好，但我仍会在作业上写上我霸气潇洒的解。

9. Although I am not good at mathematics, I still write down my domineering and unrestrained solution in my homework.

10．iPhoneX太难买了，试了好多次，到付款的时候总显示余额不足，有遇到相同问题的吗。

10. IPhone x is too hard to buy. I tried many times. When I paid, it always showed that the balance was insufficient. Do you have the same problem.

11．我丑话说在前头，你要是不当我男朋友，别怪我当你女朋友。

11. I'm ahead of the ugly story. If you don't think you're my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

12．如果一个男生的手机壁纸是你，所有的社交密码都告诉你，那么你就取了他的钱走吧。

12. If a guy's mobile wallpaper is you and all the social codes tell you, then you can take his money and go.

13．日子会越来越好的，以后的男朋友也会越来越帅的。

13. The days will be better and better, and my boyfriend will be more and more handsome in the future.

14．在家的时候，发烧还是会坚持上网，上学的时候，打个喷嚏都觉得是癌症晚期。

14. When I am at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

15．你走了，我很痛苦，以后放的屁就只有我一个人闻了。

15. When you leave, I'm in pain. I'm the only one who can smell the fart in the future.

16．如果这个冬天你再控制不住嘴，也不减肥，你将有个很特别洋气的英文名肥德圆不隆冬。

16. If you can't stop talking and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special English name feideyuan.