关于过年的搞笑说说 过年搞笑段子

1．如果遇见你要花光我所有的运气，那请你离我远一点，我过年要打牌。

1. If meeting you will spend all my luck, please stay away from me. I will play cards in the new year.

过年搞笑段子

2．今年过年不收礼啊，收礼只收毛爷爷。

2. This year's new year's Eve is not a gift, only grandpa Mao.

3．过年期间千万别给我发什么节日祝福，一个红包就可以让我感受到你的诚意。

3. Don't send me any holiday blessing during the Spring Festival. A red envelope can let me feel your sincerity.

4．过年最害怕，我客气推掉你的红包，你却信以为真。

4. I'm most afraid of new year. I politely push off your red envelope, but you believe it.

5．过年了走亲访友的时候到了，今年我一定要拿出长辈的态度问各表弟表妹期末考试怎么样，我就是这么关心下一代。

5. It's time to visit relatives and friends in the new year. This year, I must take out the attitude of elders and ask my cousins and cousins about their final exams. I care about the next generation so much.

6．从年初的一无所有，到年终的身无分文，勿忘初心，一年白忙。

6. From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your original intention. You are busy all year.

7．要不要考虑和我在一起，过年压岁钱都给你。

7. Do you want to think about staying with me? I'll give you all the new year's money.

8．过年最怕看到小屁孩捂着耳朵冲你笑笑，你却还不知道炮在哪。

8. I'm afraid to see a small fart child smiling at you with his ears covered, but you don't know where the gun is.

9．我妈让我过年带男朋友回家见见，我说：不好吧，鹿晗最近比较忙。 我爸反手就是一耳光：去年那个宋仲基呢！ 我妈一拍桌子：前年那个不是叫李钟硕吗？

9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for the new year's day. I said: No, Luhan is busy recently. My father slapped him on the back: last year's song Zhongji! My mother slapped the table: wasn't that Li zhongshuo the year before last?

10．对于一个吃货来说，过年体重没增加就已经是在减肥了。

10. For a foodie, he is already losing weight without gaining weight in the new year.

11．过年哪个亲戚问我成绩，我就问他年终奖金！

11. If any relative asks me about my performance, I will ask him about his year-end bonus!

12．每次过年人家给我红包都要推来推去的，其实吧我真怕这样一推就真的给推走了。

12. Every time people give me red envelopes for the new year, I have to push them back and forth. In fact, I'm afraid that such a push will really push them away.

13．还有364天就过年了，回想上一次过年，仿佛就在昨天。Shuoshuokong.Com。

13. There are 364 days left to celebrate the new year. Looking back, it seems that it was yesterday. Shuoshuokong.Com 。

14．每次亲戚朋友过年问我：找对象没有啊？我都会很机智的默默寻找他家小孩，然后亲切地问：期末考试考多少啊？

14. Every time my relatives and friends ask me: do you want to meet someone? I will be very tactful quietly looking for his children, and then kindly ask: how much is the final exam?

15．见不到心爱的人的日子里，感觉新衣服都白买了。

15. In the days when I can't see my beloved, I feel like I've bought all my new clothes for nothing.

16．大过年的，谈什么成绩，多伤感情。

16. It hurts my feelings to talk about the achievements of Chinese New Year.

17．如果过年你看到我脸色不好，别想太多，就是你忘了给红包了。

17. If you see my face is not good for the new year, don't think too much, it's that you forgot to give the red envelope.

18．如果我是一本寒假作业，我会依靠自己的努力，用丰富的学识将自己填满，大过年的，不给主人添麻烦。

18. If I am a winter vacation homework, I will rely on my own efforts to fill myself up with rich knowledge. It's a new year's day and won't cause any trouble to the host.