搞笑的空间说说 沙雕文字来袭

1．如果一个男人打游戏还秒回你，记住千万不要和这种坑比队友玩。

1. If a man returns to you in seconds after playing the game, remember not to play with his teammates.

2．假如生活出卖了我，我希望是论斤卖。

沙雕文字来袭

2. If life betrays me, I hope it's about Jin.

3．雨天就适合在家睡觉，晴天就适合出去走走，漫长岁月居然没有一天适合上学。

3. It's suitable to sleep at home in rainy days and go out for a walk in sunny days. There's not a day suitable for school in a long time.

4．我一直告诉自己，吃多了会死的，然而事实证明我不怕死。

4. I have always told myself that I will die if I eat too much, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death.

5．宋美龄说她喜欢法国梧桐，蒋介石把整个南京都种满了梧桐，如果你喜欢草莓，我也可以为你的脖子种满。

Wutong love Song Meiling. She said that she love French Indus, and Jiang Jieshi has planted Wutong in Nanjing. If you like strawberries, I can also fill your neck. 5..

6．让你父母失望的不是你早恋，而是你的对象不是我。

6. It's not your early love that makes your parents disappointed, but your object is not me.

7．我喝了一口牛奶居然忘记了你们是谁，原来我喝的是，忘崽牛奶。

7. I took a sip of milk and forgot who you are. It turned out that what I drank was, forgetting the milk.

8．什么叫成功，马云都没有机会看到这个说说，你看到了。

8. What is success? Ma Yun has no chance to see this. You see it.

9．趁老婆洗澡，我看一下她手机，发现了她和丈母娘的语音聊天。 老婆说：今天胸口闷得慌，待会儿把他揍一顿出出气。 丈母娘：不要做无理取闹的事，先翻旧账铺垫铺垫哈。

9. Taking advantage of my wife's bath, I looked at her mobile phone and found her voice chat with her mother-in-law. My wife said: today, I feel so stuffy in my chest. I'll beat him out later. Mother in law: don't make trouble out of nothing, turn over the old account and pave the way first.

10．我很佩服那些玩游戏可以carry全场的人，我不一样，我sorry全场。

10. I admire those people who can carry the whole game. I'm different. I'm sorry.

11．你什么时候红杏出墙啊，我还在墙外等着呢。

11. When did you leave the wall? I was waiting outside the wall.

12．觉着身体哪有点小毛病，最好还是别百度，反正我每次百度完，都想先拟遗嘱。

12. I think it's better not to Baidu, because every time I finish Baidu, I want to make a will first.

13．下辈子我要做你的心脏，哪天把我惹急了，我就不跳。

13. I will be your heart in the next life. If I get upset one day, I will not jump.

14．情人节请大家不要晒礼物，晒晒你们的男朋友或女朋友，说不定有同款，甚至还有爆款哦。

14. On Valentine's day, please don't sun present your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style or even the best style.

15．小女子不才，没能一巴掌拍死公子的意中人，取而代之。

15. The little girl is not talented. Instead, she failed to slap the man he wanted to kill.

16．有时候挺讨厌自己的，不会说话，太过善良，没什么心眼，还这么可爱。

16. Sometimes I hate myself very much. I can't speak. I'm too kind. I have no heart and eyes. I'm so cute.

17．我把列表长的丑的都删了，留下的都是更丑的。

17. I deleted the ugly ones in the long list, leaving the uglier ones.

18．不要动不动就和男生生气，这样他是不喜欢的。不要动不动就怀疑这怀疑那，这样他是受不了的。学学潘金莲，不喜欢的毒死就好了，多简单的事，能动手的尽量别吵吵，能灭了的尽量别留活口，怪不得妖精们都抢着嫁给唐僧，能过过，不能过炖了吃肉。

18. Don't be angry with a boy just because he doesn't like it. Don't doubt this and that. He can't stand it. Learn from Pan Jinlian. It's better to be poisoned if you don't like it. It's a simple thing. Don't quarrel if you can do it. Don't leave a living if you can kill it. No wonder that all the goblins rush to marry Tang Seng. If you can, you can't stew and eat meat.