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1.长的漂亮就是烦，我要是男生早就娶自己了。

1. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself.

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2.平时看书是求知欲，考前看书是求生欲。

2. Usually reading is the desire for knowledge, and reading before the exam is the desire for survival.

3.入冬之后，世界分成了两部分，被窝里的部分，和被窝外的部分

3. After winter, the world is divided into two parts: the part inside the quilt and the part outside the quilt

4.你以为你会在我心里很久，告诉你，你想多了。

4. You think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think more.

5.我不是不想减肥，我只是怕反弹而已。

5. I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebound.

6.您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

6. Your complicated facial features can't disguise your simple intelligence.

7.吃窝头。啃咸菜。剩下的钱来谈恋爱。

7. Eat Wotou. Eat salted vegetables. The rest of the money to fall in love.

8.商女不知亡国恨，一天到晚写作业。

8. The business women don't know how to die. They do their homework all day long.

9.能人吃自助的最高境界：扶墙进，扶墙出。

9. The highest level of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

10.其实我以前不矮，只不过后来经常洗澡缩水了而已。

10. In fact, I used to be not short, but later I often took a bath and shrunk.

11.有人说，爱让一个人低声下气，爱让一个人失去自己

11. Some people say that love makes a person low spirited and love makes a person lose himself

12.下课铃声比国歌还悦耳，上课铃声比忐忑还崩溃

12. The ringing tone after class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringing tone in class is more broken than uneasy

13.是金子总是会发光的，你这个玻璃碴子就只能反光！

13. It's gold that always shines. You glass ballast can only reflect light!

14.好马不吃回头草，除非是棵烂仙草

14. A good horse doesn't eat grass unless it's a rotten fairy grass

15.对于一个长得很失败的人来说，照完镜子就相当于看完鬼片。

15. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is like watching a ghost movie.

16.别和我抢东西，虽然我不会撒娇，但我会玩摔跤。

16. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

17.只有在火车站大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是龙的传人

17. Only when there are long lines in the railway station can we really realize that we are the descendants of the Dragon

18.你把别人想得太复杂，是因为你也不简单

18. You think people are too complicated because you are not simple

19.我良心是有的，只不过一般放在保险箱里罢了

19. I have a conscience, but it's usually in the safe

20.说了晚安去睡的人、往往半小时以后还在得瑟丶

20. People who say good night to sleep are often in duser half an hour later