搞怪文字槽泥马 搞笑说说

1.遗照不叫遗照，那叫灰色头像

1. The last photos are not called the last photos. They are called gray heads

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2.总有那么一对。还没牵手就分手。

There is always a pair. Break up before you hold hands.

3.据说只有天资出众的草泥马才会进化成卧槽泥马

3. It is said that only the gifted grass mud horse can evolve into a horizontal groove mud horse

4.这个人真是白里透红的做作

4. This man is really white and red

5.你脑子可以养鱼了

5. You can keep fish in your brain

6.哟~妹妹你长的好大气

6. Yo, my sister, you're so big

7.我走我的阳关道，你回你的高老庄。

7. I'll go to my yangguandao, and you'll go back to your gaolaozhuang.

8.猪撞树上了，你撞猪上了吧。。

8. The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig..

9.路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们打的吧。

9. It's a long way to go. Let's take a taxi.

10.女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

10. A woman without talent is virtuous. I must be too virtuous.

11.你妈逼你结婚了吗？

11. Did your mother force you to get married?

12.顺其自然的日子，我有女人最原始的小气。。。

12. Let it be, I have the most primitive stinginess of women...

13.表跟姐谈和谐,姐已经OUT了

13. Watch and sister talk about harmony. Sister is out

14.SB只有在更SB的人面前才有机会表现

14. Sb has a chance to perform only in front of those who are more sb

15.别在我面前摆一副类似车祸现场的嘴脸

15. Don't put a face like the one at the scene of an accident in front of me

16.【你无耻的样子，颇有我年轻时候的神韵。】

16. [your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth. ]

17.您走路很卓别林长得很毕加索

17. You walk very well. Chaplin is very Picasso

18.两情若是久长时，意外怀孕怎么办

18. What to do if you have a long-term relationship and get pregnant accidentally

19.其实爷也很淑女

19. In fact, he is also a lady