搞笑说说记得下次发空间就这么发

1.如果我很久没有联系你，你不用担心我失踪了，我只是在广州热死了；

1. If I haven't contacted you for a long time, you don't have to worry about my missing. I just died in Guangzhou;

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2.我吃了一根玉米，一会就在我肚子里变成了爆米花，感觉爽透了；

2. I eat a corn, and it turns into popcorn in my stomach, which makes me feel good;

3.亲眼看到蚊子从空调房飞出的一瞬间，它身体冒烟，掉落在地上，像被射坠机的灰机；

3. At the moment when the mosquito flies out of the air-conditioning room, its body smokes and falls to the ground, like the ash machine shot and crashed;

4.刚刚从超市买了些鸡蛋回家，走了没几步袋子有小鸡爬出来。我一看袋子里鸡蛋，妹的，都是小鸡。

4. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, a chicken came out of the bag. When I look at the eggs in the bag, they are all chickens.

5.今天又有人死了，他叫热。

5. Another man died today. His name is hot.

6.麻将一上台，就糊了

6. As soon as mahjong comes to the stage, it will be pasted

7.常在街上走，哪有不湿身。

7. If you often walk on the street, you won't get wet.

8.刚看到一个人行走在太阳下，慢慢的消失了，我旁边物理系的一哥们说是升华了。

8. I just saw a man walking in the sun, disappearing slowly. A friend of the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.

9.后羿，你妈喊你来射日了。

Houyi, your mother called you to shoot the sun.

10.有一个留学生说：怎么还不放假呀，西安太热了，我想回非洲

10. A foreign student said: why don't you have a holiday? It's too hot in Xi'an. I want to go back to Africa

11.铁板烧的感觉

11. Feeling of iron plate burning

12.自来水可以煮泡面的科技时代终于实现了

12. The era of science and technology that tap water can cook noodles has finally come true

13.我们学校有人在操场摔了一跤，被医院定义为3级烫伤

13. Someone in our school fell in the playground and was defined as grade 3 burn by the hospital

14.皇上，臣妾有一请求，你一定要答应，把臣妾打入冷宫吧。

14. The emperor, I have a request. You must agree to it. Let me go to the cold palace.

15.这位凉席，你是电热毯派来的奸细吧。

15. This mat, you are the spy sent by the electric blanket.

16.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我只是觉得这个符号很像有风吹过来，能让我凉快点，所以~~~~~

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17.我和我的小伙伴都被热呆了

17. My little friend and I are both stunned by the heat

18.女孩们，碰到家里有空调的男生，就嫁了吧

18. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioner at home, marry him

19.路遇一硬币，想了很久没有捡，因为我怕烫伤。

19. I met a coin and didn't pick it up after thinking for a long time, because I was afraid of scalding.

20.哪凉快，哪待着去真不是一句骂人的话，这绝对是最真挚的关怀，最深藏不露的爱。

20. It's not a swearing words to be cool and stay. It's the most sincere care and the deepest love.