搞笑说说 虽然我长的丑但是我想的美

1.国产寒暑假作业其实就是：你写一个月，老师写一个阅

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1. The homework for winter and summer vacation in China is actually: you write for one month, and the teacher writes for reading

2.我这么一个听话的好同学终于知道为什么一读书就困了，因为读书是梦开始的地方

2. As a good obedient student, I finally know why I am sleepy when I read, because reading is the place where my dream begins

3.虽然我长的丑，但是我想的美啊哈哈哈。。。

3. Although I'm ugly, I think it's beautiful. Hahaha...

4.一辈子最恨的好亲戚！大！姨！妈！

4. The best relative in my life! Big! Aunt! Mom!

5.人固有一骚，或现在骚，或待会儿骚？

5. Do you have any inherent or present or later?

6.理想中的爱情就应该是这个样子：枯藤老树昏鸦，晚饭有鱼有虾，空调WiFi西瓜，夕阳西下，你丑没事我瞎！

6. The ideal love should be like this: Dead rattan, old tree and crow, fish and shrimp for dinner, WiFi watermelon for air conditioning, sunset, you're ugly and I'm blind!

7.名花虽有主，也要松松土。

7. Although famous flowers have masters, they should loosen the soil.

8.手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。

8. Cut the wires with a kitchen knife in hand. All the sparks bring lightning.

9.老鼠拿刀，满街找猫青楼满座，谁懂寂寞。

9. The mouse takes the knife and looks for the cat in the street. Who knows loneliness.

10.爷爷都是从孙子走过来的。。

Grandpa comes from his grandson..

11.天黑路猾。世道复杂。

11. It's dark. The world is complex.

12.人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。

12. If people don't offend me, I won't; if people offend me, three points of courtesy will be given; if people offend me again, I will return a needle; if people offend me again, we will cut the grass and root.

13.蓦然回首。身后一群狗。

13. Looking back. A pack of dogs behind.

14.执子之手，将子拖走。子说不走，好吧，关门放狗！

14. Hold the hand of the son and drag him away. Son said he couldn't leave, OK, close the door and let the dog go!

15.抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。

15. Smoking is an art of life; seeking smoking is an attitude of life.

16.等级再高，也怕菜刀、穿的再吊，一砖撂倒。

16. No matter how high the grade is, I'm afraid that the kitchen knife and the clothes will be hoisted again and one brick will be put down.

17.有时候我乐观得就像个屁一样，总以为自己能惊天动地。

17. Sometimes I'm as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can make a difference.

18.理想很丰满、现实很骨感。

18. Ideal is plump and realistic.

19.喝再多的水，也尿不出寂寞。

19. No matter how much water you drink, you will not feel lonely.

20.当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。

20. When pants lose their belts, they know what dependence is.

21.两情若是长久时，有情人终成眷属、没情人回家种薯。

21. If the two love each other for a long time, some lovers will get married and no lover will come home to plant potatoes.

22.现实上了过去、留下的孽种叫回忆。

22. In reality, the evil seed left behind by the past is called memory.

23.忍无可忍，就重新再忍。

23. If you can't bear it, please bear it again.

24.天若有情天亦老，女人多情死的早。

24. If there is love in the sky, it is also old. Women die early when they are passionate.