这些空间说说都这么发才个性！

1.你今天晚上必须给我上线，否则，我就把你名字写到碑上去。

1. You must go online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

2.人生自古谁无死，早死晚死都得死。

2. Since ancient times, whoever dies early or late must die.

这些空间说说都这么发才个性

3.你真是比李连杰还甄子丹！

3. You are more than Jet Li, Donnie Yen!

4.你怎么能说他脑子进水了呢？前提是，也要有脑子啊。

4. How can you say that he has a brain drain? The premise is to have brains, too.

5.三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。

5. Three stinking cobblers, stinking Zhugeliang.

6.我是曾哥跟你说了信我信我。

6. It's brother Zeng who told you to believe me.

7.机会如雨点般的向我打来。但我却一一躲过

7. Opportunities come to me like raindrops. But I dodged one by one

8.好男人就是我我就是曾小贤

8. A good man is me. I am Zeng Xiaoxian

9.彪悍的人生是不需要解释的！

9. There is no need to explain the tough life!

10.人生如戏，爱的是一个，结婚生子的又是另一个。很正常。

10. Life is like a play, one loves, another marries and bears children. It's normal.

11.左眼跳，桃花开，右眼跳，菊花开。

11. Left eye jump, peach blossom blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum blossom.

12.我肯定会被砍成薯片的。

12. I'm sure I'll be chopped into chips.

13.面对现实吧，生活往往比那些偶像剧的口味要重的多。

13. Face the reality, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

14.帮我把胡萝卜切成肉丁

14. Help me dice the carrots

15.你有什么身份你就有个身份证

15. If you have any identity, you have an identity card

16.你每天都和他们聊到半夜，他们哪有时间创造人类呢？

16. You talk to them every day until midnight. How can they have time to create human beings?

17.跟我打赌，不是看你要什么，而是看我有什么

17. Bet me not what you want, but what I have

18.唾沫是用来数钞票的不是用来讲理的

18. Saliva is for counting money, not reasoning

19.你这跟直接去投胎有什么区别？！

19. What's the difference between you and going straight to the birth?!

20.这哪是转折点呐？分明就是骨折点。

20. Which is the turning point? Clearly is the fracture point.

21.现在生米都已经煮成稀饭了。

21. Now the raw rice has been boiled into porridge.

22.死不可怕，坐着等死才可怕。

22. It's not terrible to die. It's terrible to sit and wait for death.

23.天呐，我跳进日本海都洗不清了。

23. My God, I can't wash when I jump into the sea of Japan.

24.彪悍的人生是不需要解释的！

24. There is no need to explain the tough life!

25.打人不提倡打脸上自尊，我们兄弟连心，只要你敢对我们任何一个人使用暴力，我们另外两个就会，报警的。

25. It's not recommended to fight with self-esteem. As long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.